Leah Miller

@leahmiller

Writing and Narrative Design. previously: Wizards of the Coast, Wildstar, Dark Age of Camelot, Star Wars. now: secret quests at System Era @culturalgeek on twitter

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Leah Miller@leahmiller· May 11

listen…

Leah Miller@leahmiller· May 10

tweet from Aug 11 2022 that reads:

Wanting to fuck Nightcrawler doesn’t make you a monsterfucker, he’s just a cool dude who looks awesome. Same thing for the Corinthian - he’s just a murderer with weird eyes.

Wanting to fuck Garrus DOES make you a monsterfucker because he has mandibles and is a cop.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Apr 1

still relevant. perpetually re-relevantized

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Feb 23

this has the expected bit but some other good ones too

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Feb 5

Feel like pure shit, just want her back

A female Troll from Dark Age of Camelot. She is built like a granite shithouse.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Jan 31

Somebody has a chance to do something extremely funny

Scene from kung pow! Enter the fist

We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Dec 25

Time to watch the greatest Christmas special of all time

DVD cover of Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas, an absolutely gorgeous TV special

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Dec 6

A tumblr conversation

User Unconventiononthelawofthesea:

in 20 years people are going to have to dirty talk like LLMs in order to satisfy partners whose first exposure to sexuality was chatbots

"not only is your dick huge, it's also sexy!"

User no-sharks-on-the-sun

Excellent work! That isn't just a sexy pic — it's a love-letter to the genre of erotic content.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Oct 15

Absolutely. This was partially a response to the new Dissidia outfit for FF2's Kain Highwind. And like... the fedora is the LEAST bad part of this outfit.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Oct 12

Sometimes tiktok has it

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Oct 9

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Famous image from 1985 of a woman hitting a neo-nazi in the head with her handbag

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Oct 5

Ok I couldn't find an upload of the Taylor Swift Rainbow Dress sketch here and the original is muted on tiktok so I had to go to the forgotten lands and return with this.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Sep 30

How your email finds me.

Woodblock Print

Horned Owl and Autumn Colours, 1985

Yukio Katsuda

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Sep 21

A tumblr post by balaclava-trismegistus

My favorite Matthew 26:52 translation
EASY

Then Jesus said to the disciple, 'Put your sword back in its place. People who use a sword to kill others will themselves die in the same way. Someone will kill them with a sword.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Sep 21

Recession indicator: 12 foot skeleton not sold out at Home Depot

The 12 foot tall Home Depot skeleton set up with other decorations

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Sep 19

It's not TECHNICALLY legal but you should get one of these in case you're ever at a fun table.

The playtest card Sliv-mizzet
4/4 dragon sliver
Slivers you control have flying and “Whenever you draw a card, this creature deals 1 damage to any target” and “tap: Draw a card.”

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Sep 6

If you want to get really deep into it, you could start with reading Jungian scholarship from back when they thought it might be regular science not just pseudoscience. I don’t remember what exact books I read but the original seminar is interesting and other jungian stuff gives interesting context.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Aug 6

When I was working on the Warhammer MtG decks at Wizards I would tell people "oh yeah the Necrons have gotten really horny recently" and they were like "what do you mean?" and I'd just show them this picture.

Shard of the void dragon Warhammer Necron army model. Looks like a floating naked ripped dude without genitals but with robot wings and a tail and an energy halo

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Aug 6

I have a theory that robotfuckers infiltrated the Necron department at GW 5-10 years ago and the only people who notice have no interest in stopping them

szeras using his talon to delicately graze a spiral of flesh. this model sculptor knew exactly what they were doing

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Jul 24

new effective altruism theorycraft just dropped

Post from tumblr user valencians

the people of omelas have a moral obligation to bring as much of the surrounding territories under the banner of their city-state as possible, by force if necessary, lest the maximal utility of the suffering child go to waste

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Jul 16

Then I will suggest my current pet card: Glarb, Calamity's Augur. Does nothing bad to your enemies, just a little card advantage/selection! Someone does something bad? Use Glarb to see if you have a 4+cmc response in your top 3 somewhere! Just a little guy! scryfall.com/card/blb/215...

Glab, Calamity's Augur

Deathtouch

You may look at the top card of your library any time.

You may play lands and cast spells with mana value 4 or greater from the top of your library.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Jun 29

The magic the gathering card “Enter the Dungeon”

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles their library.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Jun 19

Incredible

Look at your other options: to what extent would you suggest that putting money into public services would hinder the activities of The League of Shadows, an elite group of assassins who believe that exterminating a majority of humankind will lead to a better future for our species? Would funding after-school community centres help stop the youth of Gotham from converting to genocidal assassins – no? Then how about a rehabilitation programme which specialises in cavemen who were rendered immortal by a superpowered comet?

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Jun 17

Screenshot of text that reads

Hertz did not realize the practical importance of his radio wave experiments. He stated that
It's of no use whatsoever ... this is just an experiment that proves Maestro Maxwell was right
—we just have these mysterious electromagnetic waves that we cannot see with the naked eye. But they are there.

Asked about the applications of his discoveries, Hertz replied,

Nothing, I guess

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Jun 4

Well, my deck started working again.

A screenshot from Magic: the Gathering Arena showing CulturalGeek at rank #134 Mythic in constructed

Leah Miller@leahmiller· Jun 4

This vastly improved my outlook on vampire weekend

A tweet by Ezra Koenig that says

I once received a text asking if I'd ever read Swann's Way. I went to the library, read it in one painful sitting & texted back "ya why?"

Leah Miller@leahmiller· May 23

Sometimes it's N. C. sometimes it's Andrew but I always feel unmoored

Andrew Wyeth's painting "crescent moon" showing an eerie thin sliver of moon peeking out from behind a whitewashed building with a glowing window.

Leah Miller@leahmiller· May 23

I keep finding Wyeth paintings that would make perfect Magic cards but this one feels like reality is just fucking with me.

N. C. Wyeth’s illustration The Astrologer emptied the whole of the bowl into the bottle, depicting a man in stereotypical wizard’s robes pouring a blood red substance into a bottle via a funnel

Leah Miller@leahmiller· May 16

Hundreds of commenters doing a “I can tell from some of the pixels” on this AI slop redesign of Jason and nobody points out the tiny hands.

Bad beige AI slop version of Jason with tiny hands

Zoom on hands again for rule of three reasons

Leah Miller@leahmiller· May 11

The energy at the Giant Bomb panel was amazing. Can still feel my heart beating faster. Also I think it’s a good sign that corporations are starting to realize that being ontologically evil and fucking over creators might be… bad for their brand? 2nd also: I saw a bunny at lunch.