David Leavitt
@leavittdc
Bite-sized portions of triviality that tug at the heart and fog the mind. I'm a co-owner of the Green Bay Packers. Oh and once I saw a blimp.
so weird that the people getting rich off this war are the ones ensuring it never ends
whomst among us does not have a decoy safe in the bedroom closet as a haha gotcha for burglers
Woah how did my Nespresso machine write an article for the Wall Street Journal?
Elon Musk is upset about the hypocrisy of hypothetical people who might have a reaction to something that didn’t happen
imagine your "fear" is that someone would treat cancer even quicker than you
Trump's surrender at Versailles wasn't even enough for peace to last more than a fraction of a Scaramucci
No actually we’re worse off than when we started, also a lot of people DIED
The trend in news headlines is to make the publication appear to be asking readers to do their work for them
Everyone's gonna be so jealous of my "High Demand" obstructed view of tonight's Washington Nationals at San Francisco Giants game!
Apple says Siri has more data privacy than other AI tools while bragging that it sucks up every piece of personal data imaginable
Emily Blunt has better cell phone connectivity in the club than Lady Gaga
RIP Raymond Berry, who became an NFL hall of famer because his wife was a poor thrower?
It appears that remote working, not AI, is to blame for weak junior hiring !
The one-in-eight Americans on these drugs need to buy new clothes, and indeed foot traffic at apparel stores is up