Leonore (Lee) Carpenter
@leecarpenter
Rutgers Law prof. Into democracy, dogs, and cheese. Knows about LGBTQ+ rights, public interest lawyering, legal ethics, state constitutions, LRW. Too insubordinate for autocracy. 🏳️🌈
What an absolute GOLDMINE of potential gay jokes this headline is.
Fun fact: "San Recto" is named for Saint Recto, the patron saint of pulling things out of your ass.
The Captain and Cookie have announced that they will no longer be performing “God Loves a Terrier” at the Freedom 250 concert.
Honestly, this man is a walking lesson on how it doesn’t matter how much money and fame you have if you are committed enough to being miserable.
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
Grew up mostly in North Jersey and totally cosign. This is the heartland of the now-extinct Moderate Classy Republican. This lady was my parents’ Member of Congress:
Guess what the good news is? YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM.
Someone should write an alternate historical novel where Stephen Miller’s parents never met.
Americans who know that Puerto Ricans are Americans: “Why can’t other Americans understand that Puerto Ricans are Americans?” NYT:
I invite you to join me in imagining the cover art on these VHS tapes.
I’ll believe it when they finally deliver those taco trucks.
Oh that’s just Jamie Raskin reading the list of grievances in the Declaration of Independence in front of Independence Hall.
Guys, I don’t know how this kind of blunder happens, but it looks like the NYT accidentally ran a headline from 2015!
If Yale Law has any self-respect it will rescind this JD.
I can't not point out that this highly phallocentric and really manly example of "direct communication" is taking place on TWO DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS, and each ubermensch is referring to the other... in the third person. This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males going at it, and it really shows