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Lee Duncan

@leeduncanis

AFC Bournemouth 🍒 and Soundgarden fan. Data Architect @ IOP Publishing. Tiramisu connoisseur. Bristol, UK. He/him

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Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Jul 9

Alan Partridge saying, "Can I just shock you? I never found Count Binface funny."

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Jun 20

Should have gone with this one:

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Jun 20

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image:

Dr Nick Riviera from The Simpsons saying, "The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money."

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Jun 17

Is this a legal hedge or editorial choice? Because either way it's flat out wrong. He *used* that language.

A screenshot of the BBC News app, with a story titled "TV personality Ashley Cain accused of using sexist and misogynistic language".

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· May 25

A yellow warning sign depicting a person driving into shallow water and hitting their head.

The "ooof" meme, Vincente del Bosque, then Spain maker, reacting to conceding a goal

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· May 3

If only they'd spent as long on the script as they did on texturing the hair

A picture of Kenshiro, the protagonist of the Fist of the North Star 2026 series, with his incredibly detailed hair.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Apr 29

A recent blood-boiler in my neck of the woods: A picture of 3 people next to a field. "More than 40 people complained about the solar farm plans". Beautiful stuff

A screenshot from BBC local news of an article about NIMBYs complaining about a solar farm, with the headline, "Campaigners vow to fight solar farm appeal". The caption on the photo of 3 people stood next to a field reads, "More than 40 people complained about the solar farm plans".

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Apr 28

A picture of Ron Livingston in House playing Dr Sebastian Charles, an eminent tuberculosis specialist, with a speech bubble indicating the quoted post is what he's saying.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Apr 22

Ay ay ay!

A screenshot of the Premier League table with AFC Bournemouth in 6th place

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Apr 16

Cheap Helium Ballongas! Get your Helium Ballongas here!

A picture of 2 boxes containing Helium Ballongas.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Apr 12

Always working, me

A photo of leftover birthday cakes spelling "API".

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Apr 11

A cursed t-shirt on Vinted

It's a photo from Vinted of a brown t-shirt with the words "Milf - man I love fish" and images of 5 fish.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Apr 5

Happy Easter! #DrawTerribleArt

It's a hand drawn basket of poops, and it says "Happy Easter!" across the top.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Apr 2

I have never felt so "old man yells at cloud":

A screenshot from the BBC News app, of weather presenter Carol Kirkwood with the heading, "A look back at Carol Kirkwood's career". Something I have absolutely zero interest in.

A screenshot from the BBC News App of Miquita Oliver with the heading, "Miquita & Jordan on what fridge doors mean to them". I know everything is content now, but I'm on a news app, here. If I wanted YouTube shorts, I'd go to Youtube.

A screenshot of the Disney+ app, of a new show called "Raising Chelsea", and pictured are Jamie Lang and Sophie Habboo. How? How does he keep getting away with this? He's not good looking, charming, or interesting. He's just fucking rich. God, I hate him with the intensity of a thousand Bluesky reply guys.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Mar 15

I scoffed at the sign that referred to the staff as 'gelato artists', but I was wrong

A picture of a cone of ice cream shaped like a beautiful red rose.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Mar 13

It was all part of his evil plan

A picture of George Russell in his F1 car with helmet on and visor up, looking towards the camera. The headline reads, "Russell takes dominant Chinese GP sprint pole".

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Mar 12

I think I've fixed the strait of hormuz "problem"

A screenshot from The Simpsons featuring the oil derrick of the "Burns Slant-Drilling Co.", built at an angle to steal the school's oil.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Mar 9

I think I have a migraine coming...

A screenshot of a Telegraph article with the headline "Labour is finally getting migration under control. It's a nightmare for Reeves". And the subheading, "Much lower numbers of migrants would cost the Treasury billions".

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Feb 22

Sunshine as milky as my Nan's tea

A photo of late winter sunshine paddling through high white cloud and tree branches, creating shadows on the grass. Taken at Westonbirt Arboretum

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Feb 21

This journo still falls for peek-a-boo

Headline of a BBC News story, "How Co-op Live went from falling air con units to hosting the Brits"

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Feb 11

Hey, it's #InternationalDayOfWomenAndGirlsInScience, a snappy hashtag sure to live in the memory. ioppublishing.org/celebrating-...

IOP Publishing: Women shaping the future of scientific publishing. Read their stories -->

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Feb 10

Just realised

A picture of Withnail & I soaked by rain with the text, "I've followed a Leeds fan by mistake".

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Feb 7

Haven't watched rugby on ITV in a while... what the fuck?

A photo of the split screen advert on ITV coverage of the England V Wales rugby match.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Feb 7

Bournemouth presumably getting hammered by Champions League chasing Villa... oh

Match stats for Bournemouth vs Aston Villa for the first half: #afcb with an XG of 1.38, 11 shots, 5 on target, to Villa's XG of 0.23 and 2 shots on target total.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Jan 26

This one is going to make my blood boil

A screenshot of the YIMBY podcast playing on my podcast player, this episode in particular being about the Bristol Zoo NIMBYs.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Dec 28

Ahahahahahaha

Picture of Clifton Voice magazine with headline: "Campaigners lose legal challenge over development of zoo site"

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Dec 12

I always think of this one first.

A Gary Larson panel of a murder scene with damaged wall clocks and a detective song, "We've got the murder weapon and the motive ... now if we can just establish the time of death."

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Dec 3

Weird. I think they mean "Sunderland held by Liverpool".

A screenshot from BBC Sport of their live text feed for the Premier League fixtures, with the heading "Premier League: Leeds beat Chelsea, Liverpool held by Sunderland, Arsenal win - reaction."

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Dec 3

Well well well, @jamesomalley.co.uk.

Lee Duncan@leeduncanis· Nov 22

We're all mad.

A screenshot from BBC News showing people planting a sapling, with the headline, "Forest Sycamore Gap tree 'offsprings' planted"