legal cat 🐾
@legalcat
into my plants, vhs, kicking it with my kid, and us politics. scientist teaching defense attorneys about faulty forensics. questionable music taste. new england coded. if you know me irl, no you don’t. 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤙
first text I saw when i got service and (unfortunately, in front of my son) very loudly yelled YES! YES! YESSSS! YES! WHAT A HORRIBLE MAN, YES!!!
sometimes i learn my friends salaries and have to remember to be happy for them
me: I really love that art piece my doctor: yes I like people to tell Frida what they can’t tell me me: the watermelon is especially beautiful her: it’s subtle enough that the wrong people don’t see it and get upset… (leans in and whispers) viva palestina!
the most kind date i’ve had in years and i’m keeping him if he lets me ps we will not be in the heat for four hours as i am not trying to go for the hat trick of puking on dates
actually a little obsessed with how easy gel manicure stickers are AND they stay on (hypermobile girlies know)
ok greater boston if we can make it until tomorrow afternoon, our feels like temp is gonna plummet
diamond dots when i started vs when i finished aka why i’m throwing out this whole thing
Republicans calling the Supreme Court illegitimate (because they overturned Trump’s birthright citizen ruling)
my fault — it was Israel that dropped the bomb but like, spot the difference ya know