LemonSoiree

@lemonsoiree

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LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· 16d

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· 21d

www.reddit.com/r/todayilear...

Screenshot with highlighted text: ‘AIDS. In 2005, he released an award-winning fragrance called
"Cumming" and a related line of scented bath lotion and body wash. A second fragrance was launched in 2011, named "Second (Alan)
Cumming", with all proceeds going to charity.’

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· 26d

Anthropeum.com · Jul 16 2026 🟩🟩🟦🟩🟩🟦🟦🟩🟩🟩 81,481 · top 8% of players today! You just edged me out, but I am extremely jazzed about all greens and blues! Beat the average score for every entry too!

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jul 9

If it helps, you could show him some pictures of Loki after we had to get him a lion cut because his fur was matted like crazy and we couldn’t even brush it out anymore.

A Siberian cat sitting with a lion cut. He looks ridiculous.

A Siberian cat with a lion cut walking away. He looks ridiculous.

A Siberian cat standing next to a cat carrier with a lion cut. He looks ridiculous.

A Siberian cat sitting and looking at the camera with a lion cut. He looks ridiculous.

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jul 8

Also hit the jackpot out here with Major League Cricket, so honestly anything after that is just gravy

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jul 8

Anthropeum.com · Jul 8 2026 🟦🟨🟥🟦🟦🟩🟩🟩🟦🟩 78,891 · top 9% of players today! Killed it on Anthropeum today! Top 9%, and I beat the average on all of them except one!

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jun 28

Three panel comic of a bearded man:

1: I'M DRUNK WITH POWER!
2: WAIT, NO.
"BUTTERSHOTS."
3: I'M DRUNK WITH BUTTERSHOTS"!

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jun 21

lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jun 11

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· May 12

A man labeled “Humanity” is hammering nails labeled “language” at the edge of the ocean, which is labeled “The inherently indescribable nature of the universe”

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· May 6

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Apr 22

Is that an Apple thing? I’d be surprised to learn that Android phones don’t give a warning and shut off to protect themselves if they get too hot! And like, this is the warning screen. It’s pretty chill. Just says the phone needs to cool down, it’s not, like, “Panic! Your shit is about to explode!”

Screenshot of iPhone screen with a full thermometer reading “Temperature. iPhone needs to cool down before you can use it.”

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Apr 22

Still from The Simpsons of Homer at the piano singing “THERE WAS NOTHING IN AL
CAPONE'S VAULT BUT IT
WASN'T GERALDO'S FAULT”

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Apr 7

“The slide was open for only a month in 1985 before it was closed at the order of the state's Advisory Board on Carnival Amusement Ride Safety, a highly unusual move at the time. One worker told a local newspaper that "there were too many bloody noses and back injuries.” Some early riders came back with lacerations to their bodies, whose cause was later determined to be teeth that had been knocked out of riders' mouths and become lodged in the interior walls. A former Navy physician found that riders were experiencing as much as nine Gs acceleration as they went through the loop.”

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Apr 4

Opinion piece from the print Onion titled “I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake” by A Horse

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Mar 22

Post from N.R. Walker that reads:

Me, as a reader: STOP HURTING THE CHARACTERS HOW DARE YOU
Me, as an author: look at this poor glow stick
Character: I'm not a glow sti-
Author me: *snaps the character, multiple times* look at him shine

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Mar 2

Also:

Political alignment chart with all four quadrants thinking “I can’t wait for society to collapse so MY ideology can rise from the ashes!

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Feb 27

I agree that should be true, and yet that same poll:

A graph showing 48% of respondents call Democrats weak and 49% call them principled.

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Feb 26

Yeah, it’s not even, like, a moral stand for me, I can get over that part. I’m just a bit picky about my shirts and the aesthetics don’t really work for me. But as long as there’s a t-shirt version, like my beloved San Francisco Unicorns cricket tee, I can live with it.

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Feb 6

Loki and Speckle say “get on our level”.

A Siberian cat and a tortie cat sit on top of a cat tree together.

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jan 26

Ahaha, I said this elsewhere:

“I believe our nation deserves a secured border and that we should deport all criminal migrants.
I also believe there needs to be a path to citizenship for those hardworking families who are here.”
Torn between getting angry at how this is ridiculous and doesn't make any sense, and marveling at the political acumen to embrace the contradictory beliefs of the median voter.

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jan 15

That is a common reaction, but they’re shockingly delicious! And they’re not portioned like regular pancakes, which always feel like a dare to me. If I actually finish a portion of pancakes at a normal restaurant, I always get so full I feel sick.

A drawing of a giant stack of pancakes over text of a Mitch Hedberg joke:
You can’t be like pancakes…
All exciting at first,
but then,
by the end,
you’re fucking sick of them.
- Mitch Hedberg

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jan 9

Sometimes I also access spite to keep me going. “Yeah, the world is on fire, but tonight I’m going to a movie with my friends, because *fuck you guys*, you assholes can’t *have* that. I will not sacrifice my joy along with everything else you’ve taken.” Which I guess is basically this:

During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night.
The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for. It didn't look like we were going to win then and we did. It doesn't feel like we're going to win now but we could. Keep fighting, keep dancing.
- Dan Savage

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jan 9

It’s hard. Going for a run always helps my anxiety around things, when I can make myself do that. I also just… life always, irritatingly, goes on, so I kinda feel like I don’t have a choice, I just have things I have to do. Gotta earn a paycheck. Cats need to be fed. Basically this Futurama gag:

Leela from Futurams gesturing toward a poster of a sad man in a hard hat giving a thumbs up under the text “You gotta do what you gotta do.”

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Jan 6

Loki approves.

A Siberian cat with his butt on the top of a scratching post, nothing under his middle, and his head laying, significantly lower, on the arm of a couch.

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Dec 13

A drawing of a trophy that’s a man in a shirt and tie. The base says “Worst Take Ever”

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Dec 11

Via the great Rosemary Mosco:

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Dec 6

Kelsey D. Atherton
@AthertonKD
I have stolen
The cars
That were in your Race
And which
You were planning to use
In crimes
Forgive me
They were
So fast
And so furious

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Nov 21

Illustration of a hand spraying a spray bottle with the word “No.” in red text.

LemonSoiree@lemonsoiree· Nov 14

Regret to inform you that I actually watched the video and he says “disinflationary”.