Gregor Samosa

@lenschiff

Writer, teacher, challah artiste. I’ve come here to carve spoons and write lyrics for musicals… and I’m all out of soft, carvable wood. BMI, NYUGMTWP, DGF, UFT, UJA, ADHD

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Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· 23d

They were obviously playing Dr. K's latest.

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· 25d

Proud to be an American...

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· 26d

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· 27d

Ed leadership at its finest

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jul 12

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jul 7

Nothing but respect for MY Morris Katz

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jul 5

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 29

A generation later it would have been

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 27

I feel like this is about right for me, a middle-aged English teacher.

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 25

Not my home bookshelf, but the one behind my desk in my classroom

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 22

...what he was doing on the intern I'll never know.

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 22

Hell, let's just put on The Frogs!

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 22

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 17

Only saw one episode back in 85 but it stuck with me

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 16

Screenshots of some relevant passages. Suspect is a Hitler-loving Christian nationalist.

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 11

Ah, my spaghetti's here!

Golf cart loaded with netting that looks an awful lot like spaghetti

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 6

I teach this in my 9th grade English class every year and it's an utter joy. The kids do song analysis posters.

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 5

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· Jun 2

Fixed

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 30

Poke a ball with the stick; knock a ball in a hole. (Seen today in Locust Valley)

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 24

I have taken the apricots that were in the icebox and cooked them with raspberries and made them Into jam forgive me but they'll last longer now I'm just cool like that, yo

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 17

Yarde salles is icumen in

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 16

So proud of this amazing graduate and artist

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 15

Americans AND Jews?

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 15

Found the closest recipe, made the bread. If I got this for free, I'd be blown away too— mine came out a little more dense, but I think I prefer that.

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 9

These these paragraphs are giving me palpitations

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 6

I refuse to remember Ted Turner in any way other than Percival Everett's dadaist version of him in I am Not Sidney Poitier.

Ted and I were sitting on the edges of lounge chairs by the pool. Jane was steadily swimming laps, her large feet and long legs propelling her slinky red-bikinied body.
"You know where the name of the Ouija Board comes from, Nư'ott?" Ted asked. 'It's from the French and German words for yes. Could just have easily been called the non-nein. Of course that's just one theory. There are probably many. I find it simply strange that the skin they pack sausages in is edible. Edgar Cayce thought they were dangerous."
"Sausages?"
"No, Ouija Boards. Why would Edgar Cayce care about sausages? Maybe he did. He was a weird dude. And sausages are everywhere." Ted looked at his bare feet at the end of his chinos. "Let me ask it a question. Why can't the Democrats come up with decent slogans?"
"I think that might be a long answer," I said.

Gregor Samosa@lenschiff· May 5

My fist thought was that this was a nasty article about some town.