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@lessweirdjack
these shitposts may or may not be the result of cyclospora
The Not Mary Tyler Moore spokesperson lady doing those St Jude commercials:
i'm sorry all i'm seeing is that this man is a tactical genius:
Just got done with a twenty minute talk with Mitch McConnell.
“America has a gay woke version of Jesus that has him mid, or an uggo, even. Jesus was HOT. Jesus was looksmaxxing. He mogged. He had the body of Brad Pitt in Fight Club.”
I will do it. I will be Mitch McConnell’s death doula. Hope he likes drum and bass.
“There’s a bomb on a car. If the car goes above 15, the bomb is armed. If it goes above 20, the bomb goes off. …Wait. Shit. Uh, don’t stop the car and then disarm the bomb. That would really suck for me.”
You only get a take like this from only engaging with the world through video games that show the priest/monk class has a high virtue score, rather than, you know, the world as it exists
we know which one it is, too. (the only one with a name afaik)
Me, explaining doonesbury with the other kids at middle school to blank stares:
“Your honor, my client went to Japanese breakfast with hope and an appetite, fully prepared to eat those really tall pancakes. But there weren’t any tall pancakes, were there? How did that make you feel?” “Still hungry.” “Still. Hungry. No further questions.”
If you’re not rooting for DR Congo this is who you’re letting down:
Maybe it’s in Langley. Maybe it’s with Krieger. Maybe it’s with Hunt.
This is by far the most damning thing in the entire article. You can be many things in the college scene but you cannot be a known peddler of regs.