LettuceHater
@lettuce-hater
🥬 Hating lettuce since before it was cool. 🥦 Team broccoli. 😷 Still masking in 2026. 🔞 The Internet is for porn.
I just hope Amy Klobuchar finds the results upsetting enough that she throws more staplers.
Highschool teacher, calling me by name just before class starts: "Do you hate me as much as it seems?" Me: "I don't know how much it seems."
'The special agent also wrote that he believed the message’s threat was made to put a group of the public “in fear of serious injury” or to coerce “the executive branch of the state government to change legislation.”' Yeah, well, Tipper Gore ate my dog.
There should be a corporate death penalty for hard-coding credentials.
I just cancelled my recurring donation to Wikimedia.
haha but yes
bsky.app/profile/itsb...
Still mad about the Fiesta Veggie Burrito.
🇺🇲 Sam Altman ⭐ ⭐ For Dinner 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 2026 ⭐
I'm more worried about the left wing sentiment at this point.
I can't tell from the picture... Is that the CEO of Microsoft or the Ancient Aliens guy from The History Channel?
Senator Amy Klobuchar is a cosponsor of the Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA). Amy, please resign now. You don't have to wait for the gubernatorial election. You're already a guber. @amyklobuchar.com
Since Amy Klobuchar likes Lindsey Graham so much, she should try to be just like him.
*Eats a healthy amount of fiber for the first time this year* *Poops* "Mexico is going to pay for this!"
Tipper Gore could only dream
Okay but has anyone ever owned an iPhone except Apple?
Well, one of the two administrations.
40mi bike ride today. I'm pretty happy with that since I've been back to biking such a short time. In 2024, I went on a bunch of 50mi rides and a 63mi in October to finish off the year (and my old bike).
Dear libs: you should be wearing a mask in public right now, with or without the smoke.
The Passion of the Christ (2004) A few parts got a laugh out of me and my friends, but it wasn't very believable and it had all the violence typical of mainstream American television.
Walking around looking at the ceiling to find any wet spots, and quite glad the generator was just tested.
I'm really not wearing proper footwear to fight robots, so I should probably stay away from this thing.
