leupagus
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Should I try the Wheel of Time books? I remember being entranced by the Eye of the World cover when I was a kid but finding it a Bit Much at age 11, but it's been thirtymumble years and the series is actually finished, should I give it another go? (Cover for reference:)
OMG CASK OF AMONTILLADO REFERENCE. And actually this whole episode is basically that poem
"You are both a puritanical prude who insists on NONPROBLEMATC titillation *and* a degenerate slattern for insisting on nonproblematic TITILLATION," please make it stop
Roddy McDowell is in this episode and for reasons that don't need exploring at this etc, he is busy picking SILLY STRING out of Columbo's hair. You think I'm kidding don't you.
With that hair and the fact that your new boyfriend just got arrested for murder, maybe lesbianism isn't the worst idea
Like why are you, a novelist hack who just murdered his writing partner, about to make out with a disheveled cop who just made your victim's widow a nice omelette (and no that's not even a euphemism)
Somehow I missed like half of season 1 so I'm going back to the two (why two? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) Columbo pilots and one thing I really love is that no matter how much space there is on set, Columbo and his scene partners are always snuggled in close. Cuddle that murderer into a confession!
Sometimes my own ignorance terrifies me because HOW have I never heard of CS Lewis's SPACE TRILOGY??? Oh little free library you truly are the gift that keeps on giving
To be clear this is Lyonel's song to Dunk despite the song starting "All my life I've been slow and senseless/Not struck dumb, I'm just dumb that's all" because you cannot tell me that this is not the most Lyonel shit ever:
I went through the process -- they want your zip code PLUS the four digits, which you can get here (tools.usps.com/zip-code-loo...) and the captcha was extremely annoying and seemed designed to get people to give up. DON'T GIVE UP, PLEASE.
This made me miss Voodoo Donuts so viscerally I actually looked up their website to see if IDK they shipped to me and GUYS GUYS GUYS THEY'RE COMING TO NEW YORK???
I have a dunk/baelor playlist that I periodically listen to, and today I think I had it on that stupid "shuffle plus" that spotify does to try to guess what other songs "fit" into the playlist. They just threw up Indigo Girls' "Closer to Fine" and like