Wet Owl
@levisatyrane
If Dionne Warwick isn't writing a bio, neither am I
I really don't think he's supposed to say stuff like this but no one gives a fuck anymore
Turns out this guy is a footballer and not a tennis player but I still maintain he does not look like a footballer and something about his face is extremely tennis coded
Do Daily Mail readers not get a bit of "we've always been at war with Oceania" from this kind of thing or do they really just not notice?
I'd never actually seen the music video for Total Eclipse of the Heart before so I had no idea the song was about the Welsh branch of the X-Men
What it feels like to be a 14 year old boy and you and your mate are hanging out with a girl the same age
Just now realising this lass from MCU Spider-Man is Betty Brant and they even did the Betty/Ned Leeds romance in the second film without me noticing.
"What's the point of feeding children" asks a UK admiral, "if the Russians could just invade and shoot them". My brother in Christ, if we can't feed all our kids, I'll take my chances in neo-Soviet Britain.
Look out kid You’re gonna get hit But users, cheaters Six-time losers Hang around the theaters Girl by the whirlpool Lookin’ for a new fool Don’t follow leaders Watch the parkin’ meters
Say what you like about Batman and Robin (1997), you have to admit Alicia Silverstone was absolutely huge
I see that Tony Blair's gone and got himself embalmed. And why not? Why wait till death? If you've got the money, flaunt it.
This must be like, 20 years old now and I still think about it every time I get mad. Volume up.
The reboot of Ghosts includes a disgraced ex-mayor, a 1970s spiv, a millennial naval officer and a 12th century peasant