Yeah I’m an entrepreneur. I have a few businesses. Ever heard of “float or splat parachuting”? I also run a valet service called “steer or crash” and then in the summer, there’s

This is your god? This mewling Alvin wanna-be? This store-brand Gus-Gus? You pee at the altar of this musk-hasn’t-come-in-yet ferret in a flipped-bill short cap, asking Santa Claus for Pixar’s CARS trading cards because he wants a mint-condition Mater, completely missing the irony?

Coffin Flop is back, Corncob TV is saved, Spectrum is OWNED

it took me less than two whole weeks to start a project that is above my knowledge or skill level

Time to delete this calendar update

Not caping for Weezer here, but if a vocal coach told me they had never heard of The Blue Album, I'm not sure I would trust them. What else are they lying to me about?

I can’t even get through a comedy special at 1am without our country pulling some bold new* brazen gas-pedal slam toward the apocalypse

Update: front is finished, back is about 20-25% done.

“We understand your concerns about mass surveillance. Future ads will try to be less obvious about that part. Rest assured, we have addressed the biggest problem: a lack of cats.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/b...

(In the meantime, I bought rhinestones and sequins. If I have to be in an aspen collar for 2 months, it’s absolutely going to be the most obnoxious aspen collar of all time.) Here’s a before and after:

So anyway, as previously mentioned on here, I broke my neck last month. C7 “spinous process” fracture. It’s not imminently life-threatening, but it was scary, and even more scary to see this on an X-Ray (ignore the screws, those are from a PREVIOUS surgery)

Booking a vision exam, should I check yes to indicate that i do in fact have “blood”

“Ok we gotta rebrand. People are saying we’re targeting kids with these candy cigarettes. Who’s got a suggestion?” [man-who-believes-cancel-culture-is-real’s hand shoots up so fast] “So really, if you think about it.. WE are the r—“ “Way ahead of you, Bill.”

Things I’ve done since then: - Canterbury museum art/gallery in ChristChurch - Te Papa museum art/gallery in Wellington - Taranaki Falls - Drove a lot (not pictured) Today: Huka Falls in Taupō, Te Puia in Rotorua, *maybe* Hobbiton if I have time, a theater show In Auckland. Then home

(Here’s Aoraki and me). I even got to see a small avalanche on Sefton, but couldn’t get my phone out in time to catch video of it. This is my turn-around point; it’s all north from here until I fly out from Auckland on Thursday. I wish I could have gotten down to Milford Sound, but… next time.

Hello from Kea Point (Aoraki/Mt. Cook is not pictured but you can see Maukatua / Mt. Sefton). I haven’t seen ALL of Aotearoa / New Zealand since I landed on Thursday but I think Ive made a pretty good start.

I found it. I found the coolest place in the world.

I found the “Lobster Loos” in Wellington. (This is not just a toilet tour I promise)

Apparently I do not know how to travel solo without going into tour mode. Nine hours of driving today, 2 caves seen. But the scenery on the drive was — literally — breathtaking. At one point I just screamed at a mountain for about 30 seconds because it was being rude (too beautiful for this world)

Today I saw this many caves

…Drove 4 more hours to see the Hundertwasser Toilets in Kawakawa.

i did not, it turns out, hit a home run. I somehow (after swinging at a pitch in the dirt) hit a ball about as hard as I’ve hit it all season (and it went straight to the left fielder)

This was my Halloween costume. George “Pee-wee” Herman Ruth. I’m not sorry and I’m too old to be embarrassed.

Ok I have a theory

You might be asking “Levi are you counting things like Planet Earth or Zoo documentaries that might have shark and shark-adjacent materials?” and the answer is no. There is a whole cottage industry of shark “entertainment” like this, which I’m sure is a masterpiece:

Really gonna regret letting my kids design this shirt for me

In related news, look for my new car company “Complete Engine Failure,” which comes with a complimentary bottle of “My Family Left Me” Vodka.

I got curious about who Taylor Holmes was, and it turns out: oh yeah, I know of that guy. Anyway, this type of curiosity is why I thought the internet was a good idea. I was right but obviously also wrong, for reasons we all know by now.

The audio is a recording from 1915 of a Rudyard Kipling poem about war, and was “…used by the US’s Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape (SERE) training programme to prepare soldiers for hostile environments.” (source: www.euronews.com/culture/2024... )

A few months ago I bought tickets to see Röyksopp Then I learned it was a DJ set (ok sure) And today I learned that it’s a “day party” that started at 3pm, which is how I ended up in da club at 3:30pm on a Sunday. I’m 45