The Unsettling Spider-Liam
@liamkav
Screenwriter, columnist and all-round word-monkey FOR HIRE. BIG TREE CITY on Netflix, MYA GO on Amazon. Opinions not my own. They've been scrounged from other peoples' dustbins.
New #Trainwreckord! If there's ever a shortage of career ending disaster records don't worry. I've got Supply-eye-eyessss...
These Guns N' Roses socks were made in China and removed to Ireland. So we are looking at Chinese DeSOCKracy.
My latest Trainwreckords acquisition from one of my favourite @shadowtodd.bsky.social videos of the series. Speech bleating 'but ya had an ABORRRTION!' lives rent free in my head.
Andrew Tate and his brother look like they're in a shitty 90s comedy where the one actor plays both twins. So...
I am constantly getting perimenopause content on my Facebook feed. No idea what I'm posting/doing/thinking that's pulling this from the algorithm.
I don't watch UFC. Is that like a Friendship in Mortal Kombat?
My latest #Trainwreckords acquisition: Run DMC's CROWN ROYAL Finger placement represents the amount of time D is on the album.
And so we come to the end of The Long Road. Here and Now, I embark on my final NICKELBACKTRACK review. I may have gone into this a bit of a Dark Horse, but I think I did it for All the Right Reasons. Other Nickelback pun. medium.com/@liamkavanag... #music #review #nickelback
Screenwriters everywhere reading this and muttering a barely audible 'fuck.'
New NICKELBACKTRACK review is here, giving us our first taste of post-Trump back! Read it now before someone puts a tariff on it! medium.com/@liamkavanag... #music #review #nickelback #feedthemachine
Those of you who read these reviews may wonder what prompted me to do it. Well this is the album that started it all (thanks to a wonderful YouTube series called 'Trainwreckords') Find out what I thought of Nickelback's attempts to have it all in NICKELBACKTRACK PART 7! medium.com/@liamkavanag...
Used to get serendipitous tweets all the time, but this is my firsr serendipitous skeet.
Some issues are just so raw they're always close to the surface. And silence is complicity.
The final entry in the Slickelback trilogy is HERE! NICKELBACKTRACK PART 6 is below! medium.com/@liamkavanag... #nickelback #music #review www.instagram.com/p/DYzUxV0oSn...
Oh you've made a HUGE MISTAKE. HUGE! You've scrolled past new NICKELBACKTRACK review. You haven't read this but your eye has caught it and you now have a subliminal need to read the next chapter in THE SLICKELBACK TRILOGY! Your day will be ruined if you don't. medium.com/@liamkavanag...
Big-ups to @samkurd.bsky.social for his review of my novel FREEZER BURN, & for buying it when he didn't have to! He's also offered to help me revise it for a new edition, & once I can pay him what he's worth I will avail. Meantime, if you need a read on your work contact him post-haste!
Hemingway x Freecycle: the perfect encapsulation of modern media consjmption.
New NICKELBACKTRACK review is LIVE. Witness the beginning of... the SLICKELBACK TRILOGY. medium.com/@liamkavanag... #nickelback #review #blogpost
It's #wrestlemania!!! And in the most synergystic moment of my life, Nickelback are providing the theme song right in the middle of my retrospective! Read my thoughts on it, and on their equally cursed collaboration with #kidrock below! medium.com/@liamkavanag... #nickelback #bonesforthecrows
Latest photos from the Artemis 2 rocket. I don't think they'll be returning on schedule...
I mean, they have motive: who needs a break more than the trans community?
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Whst could be more fitting for the day that's in it than a blog about a Canadian band and its lead singer's feelings on teens giving birth in bathrooms? *CONTENT WARNING!* Part 3 of NICKELBACKTRACK is out NOW! medium.com/@liamkavanag...
And the Trainwreckords collection grew again today! The most compromised, cringeworthy album The Human League ever made? Yes, I want you, baby.
The whole reason I got into Trainwreckords was the video for Katy Perry's WITNESS and yesterday I finally added it to my collection. I also listened to it in full and it's a wonderful, enchanting, fascinsting disaster.
Wanna hear about the DARKEST song in the entire Nickelback catalogue? The one that will probably give you this Chad face? Well, see you NEXT TUESDAY for part 3 of NICKELBACKTRACK! COMMENT if you think you know what the song is!