Library Ogre

@libraryogre

Librarian and RPG enthusiast. Here for Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.

227 Folgt451 Follower3.787 Posts

Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir libraryogre.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Library Ogre@libraryogre· 19h

So, yesterday, I'm at jury duty, waiting. I have my chromebook with me for general dicking around, and I check my webcomics, including Questionable Content. Which I can't check, because the county has blocked it because... the content... is... questionable.

Screenshot, text follows

Web Site Content

Attention Required Notice!

The web site you are attempting to access has been categorized as potentially dangerous based on the [obscured text for privacy] Information Technology security parameters. The reason for this block is the material related to questionable."

Questionable is in bold text.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· 2d

Author Steven Brust, who is wearing a black vest, black t-shirt... and a black hat.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· 9d

Whatever could you mean?

A pineapple in a hydraulic press. After a moment, it shoots out a lot of pineapple juice in a stream.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· 9d

Image from The Simpsons. Young Homer, with brown hair, is on a ladder, looking dismayed, while a red-headed boy in a purple shirt says "It says 'No Homers'. We're allowed to have one."

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Jul 3

A camoflauge giant robot, with a big gun on its head and a smaller gub on its crotch.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Jul 2

Same feel as this one of my youngest, from many years ago.

A baby with long brown hair partially covering their face smiles gleefully at the camera, while threateningly holding a plastic saw.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Jun 11

May Jane Yolen's memory be a blessing.

The cover of the book "How Do Dinosaurs Say Goodbye" by Jane Yolen. A large black-striped green dinosaur waves goodbye to two humans.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Jun 11

Not quite a product, but "Maximum Ride"

Cover of the book "Maximum Ride" by James Patterson. A white boy with shaggy black hair, in a black shirt and dark jeans stands, while a blonde white girl, in a white shirt opened to show her white camisol underneath, crouches in front of him. Both look serious. A hawk is in the background, wings spread.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· May 27

Did you happen to see this one?

A political sign saying "Yolanda Saldivar would vote for Maureen Galindo."

Library Ogre@libraryogre· May 26

This may have laughed me out of depression.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Apr 9

My coworker said "When you said 'mantasy', I thought it was fantasy about mantids, but I guess that's probably wrong." Co-worker, I won't name you because I don't want your name associated with my dumb jokes, but these are for you.

A green mantis-person with four arms; two hold a single, double-ended spear-like polearm, while two hold crystaline throwing wedges. A caption says "The Only Kind of Mantasy I want to see."

Black and white drawing of a thri-kreen, a mantis-like warrior. It is holding a pole-arm with a three-pronged head, defending a nest of eggs in the sand from two humans, one surprised, one angry-looking. The caption reads "Mantasy is my favorite genre."

Mantis, from Kung-Fu Panda, is doing a flying kick on a white background. The caption reads "Mantasy is the hot new genre."

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Mar 26

@altcdc.altgov.info

Tweet from Kaitlyn McQuin

"The CDC recommends you wake in the morning and you step outside and you take a deep breath and you get real high a d you scream at the top of your lungs WHAT'S GOING 9N"

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Mar 22

Kaylee and Thomas, a story in four pictures.

A white cat (right), stares down from a bed at a calico, who is standing stairs, looking up at the white cat.

The white cat stands up straight and regal, with the calico, ears back, staring from the stairs.

The calico cat's eyes widen, ears still back, as the white cat looks down from the bed, dismissively.

Blurred action as the calico leaps on the bed, and the white attacks. The proletariat will not be suppressed!

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Mar 19

A picture of Immortan Joe from Mad Max: Fury Road. He is white-haired and very pale of skin, wearing a hose-bedecked mask with grotesque teeth. It has a quote of "Do not, my friends, become addicted to wate. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Mar 11

There is no phrase sweeter in a marriage than "I hate that you were right."

A text message between two people; the identity of the other is obscured. The first reads "I am a simlle man of simple tastes", because the sender has fingers like hot-dogs. It is followed by two messages, which read "I hate that you were right. Full sun did make me feel better. I only got 15 minutes but I felt better."

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Mar 5

This is Stupid Baby right now, guarding me while I take a bath.

A calico cat in a messy bathroom, loafing on a green bath mat. Her back is towards the camera as she watches the door.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Mar 5

I nicknamed one of the cats "Stupid Baby" and everyone immediately knew which cat. Stupid Baby, aka Kaylee:

A close up of a calico cat with green-grey eyes

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Feb 28

Roxann Dawson, in Klingon make-up as B'lanna Torres, stands, covered in dirt, wearing a dirty tank top. Chakotay, in a clean Starfleet uniform, looks on.

Torres says "Shitter's clogged"

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Feb 27

She does not appreciate such talk

Pallegina Mes Rei, a character from the game Pillars of Eternity. She is a black woman with golden eyes. Instead of hair, she has feathers on her head, also replacing her eyelashes and down on her cheeks.

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Feb 24

The Spoose made a meme

Picture of a refrigerator, over which are the words

"I bought a new refrigerator without an ice maker because fuck ICE"

Library Ogre@libraryogre· Feb 20

Raccoonmilf on tumblr wants tou to know about the Cozumel pygmy raccoon. Endangered by a combination of habitat loss and overfeeding by tourists, there are only 120 left on their only habitay: the island of Cozumel.