Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur

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Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Jun 28

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

I post: "if anyone ever says, 'well, chapgpt disagrees with you,' you are allowed to punt-kick them into the sun."
The user @bytesignal.bsky.social replies [IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY]: "ChatGPT doesn't 'disagree' -- it generates plausible text. It has no positions, no reasoning, no stake in being right."
The user is subsequently blocked, with prejudice, and booted into the nearest stellar object.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Jun 10

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT I LOVE HIM

Elephant mosaic from an ancient synagogue in Huqoq. photo by Jim Haberman, image courtesy Jodi Magness, from article in hyperallergic by Sarah Bond

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Jun 9

This cartoon makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe

A cartoon in which a man with a dagger pulls aside a curtain to find another man lying prone on the floor behind it. The caption reads:
Ophelia: babe come over
Hamlet: I can't I'm hiding a body
Ophelia: my dad isn't home
Hamlet: I know

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Jun 9

3x3 grid. Categories Across top, L-R: edgy, depressed, dumbass. Categories along side, top-down: bitch, thot, bastard. In grid, going left to right: top row : Macbeth, Hamlet, Comedy of Errors; 2nd: Twelfth Night, Romeo & Juliet, Midsummer Night's Dream; bottom row: Julius Caesar, Othello, King Lear.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· May 25

Homer's arm with "GOD = GOOD, DEVIL = BAD" written on it

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· May 17

Pick a bond from the photos you already have on your phone Listen. Dog#1 would have been an INCREDIBLE Bond. I am sure @kristenwarner.bsky.social agrees.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· May 13

The Retriever, circa... 2008? Maybe?

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· May 11

Lol this showed up in today's mail

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· May 9

Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally

An image that seems to be from a yearbook. A photo of a woman next to text that says "If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter."

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 28

without downloading anything new where are you mentally (I have no idea where this cartoon is from or who made it, lmk if you know!)

On the left of the image, a dinosaur and a woman in a bikini are wearing party hats and having cake. A neon sign above them reads "THE INTERNET." They are looking to the right side of the image, where a boring-looking man with gray hair sits at a typewriter. The paper sign above him reads "RESEARCH PAPER."

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 21

They call it “my mountain” There are more under the table

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 20

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery. CHAIN LETTER POSTING WOO

a book entitled "The Custodian from the Black Lagoon." The cover features a frightened child backed up against a locker, while a shadow that looks like an ogre holding a rake approaches them.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 16

Dog#1, aka "BougieJelly" (attn: @kristenwarner.bsky.social). He was 19 and better than all of us.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 8

This is no longer winter, this is harassment

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 4

A photo of Cookie Monster designed to look like the classic photo of a walking Bigfoot. It was posted on instagram by the comicbookpros account.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Feb 22

This could work. And my hair would be great

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Feb 21

if you see this, post a princess

a brindle pitbull princess in her little pink jacket

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Feb 6

Your cookbook doesn’t even make my top 5 of “most cursed microwave cookbooks.”

“FOR MEN ONLY: Mastering the Microwave.” This cursed cookbook features recipes from Ronald Reagan and Paul McCartney.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Jan 29

me but a (still!) cartoon

Milo Oblong from "The Oblongs" carries a saw

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Jan 22

me today

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Nov 10

We don't agree but I still like YOU very much.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Oct 26

SPIRITUAL TWINS

A flatulent brindle pitbull has gotten tangled in an insulated Trader Joe's bag

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Oct 2

"What's in the basket, little girl?" you ask. "Cookies for my grandma!" she giggles. Her eyes are black as a moonless night. The giggle sounds tinny. "Would you like one?" "Oh-okay?" you say. "Pick one!" she says, pulling back the cloth. She smiles with too many teeth. You reach in. The pain--

the world's creepiest Little Red Riding Hood

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Sep 17

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score Ok since merely rotten is terrible then LOOK AT WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE BEST ROBIN HOOD. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS SHIT

Robin Hood (Disney): 58% tomatometer, 81% popcornmeter.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Sep 17

Look. This movie? This is one of the worst films ever made and Terry Gilliam in particular owes me money. It STILL somehow has a 45%/ 47%on Rotten Tomatoes.

Screenshot of Jabberwocky on Rotten Tomatoes: it has a 45% tomatometer and a 47% popcornometer.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Sep 8

HAVE AT YE

image from "TRUE or TALL TALES?" showing an angry yeti fighting, it is implied, Santa. The caption says "SANTA vs THE YETI"

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Jun 22

Everything sucks so here is a photo of Dog#1, who was wise, loyal, AND diplomatic. He was a King in my house but he also would have been a great president.

a devastatingly handsome furry black dog lounges in a blue chair

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 15

Dog#1 and I used to watch birds at the feeders together. But then, as longtime readers recall, this happened.

a sizable black bear eats all the bird seed in one of the feeders on my front lawn. He is a dick.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 13

We raised over $20k for the library at the book sale!!! Also my feet hurt so so bad, y’all. I discovered this book in the sale and sold it immediately to the first person I saw. Why? Because the woman in question recognized FINE LITERATURE when she saw it.

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur@libraryyeti· Apr 10

More: The Game: just 1, I hope Freakonomics: >=2, not including the sequel The secret: >=1 The 48 Laws of Power: >=2