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Extremely Trans And Incredibly Gay she/her
wife reveal 😇 the talented gorgeous incredibly kissable sweetheart @janicewu.bsky.social
I love how they installed the pride month gay beam on the transamerica pyramid like it’s the eye of sauron, sweeping across the city and obliterating all heterosexuals
ok but imagine how cute she’d be with big round headlights instead of angry squinty ones. what if she was shaped like a friend. imagine the USPS snail mail van
the absolute state of the student loan website lmao. net zero information on first load, can't even see the main heading
can’t believe they actually did this for real and have no self awareness about it
@notalawyer.bsky.social I need you to know that crystal shrek has made its way to a CNN roundtable discussion
mfw I’m an agent of the state with carte blanche for violence and a de facto license to kill civilians but there’s a lot of people yelling at me and one of them just hit me with a classic schoolyard bully move so now I need to go get my hat
idk anything about weightlifting but I’m gonna ask my surgeon for a “career defining snatch”
mfw my boys are honoring me with their unbridled whimsy and joie de vivre
similarly, this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin keyboard solo