dallas (@liketexas) · DIRTY

dallas

@liketexas

historian (holocaust/axis war crimes/modern romania), author, auburn and central michigan alumnus, cat dad, occasional xs and os blogger, weather weenie, birder, mediocre golfer. more of a "well, actually" doctor. "like playing golf with an encyclopedia"

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dallas@liketexas· 27d

New all-time favorite Coal Cat picture just dropped

Coal, a black cat, looks at the camera upside down with his tongue sticking out

dallas@liketexas· 27d

This guy

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, looks at the camera

dallas@liketexas· 27d

Human yes hold me like a baby

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, lies across my chest on his back

dallas@liketexas· 27d

ich: mama, ich hätte gern Tiger mama: wir haben Tiger zuhause Tiger zuhause:

tiger christensen, German golfer, currently +5 and T137 at the open

dallas@liketexas· 27d

^_^ but also 🦷

dallas@liketexas· 27d

^_^

dallas@liketexas· 28d

David Attenborough I don’t like this animal skip it tweet

dallas@liketexas· Jul 9

Look how baby they are

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, and his brother Coal, a black cat, lay together on a beige couch cushion

dallas@liketexas· Jul 9

Human I have entered Slug Mode

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, sleeps on a black desk

dallas@liketexas· Jul 9

Sweet boys

Coal, a black cat, sits in my lap with a happy face

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, makes a happy face while getting his ears scratched

dallas@liketexas· Jul 6

my rooting interest in this game is as follows

the calvin and hobbes strip where he builds a town in the sandbox and then holds a rock above it saying "onward came the meteors"

dallas@liketexas· Jul 5

Tfw the human tells you not to chew on his notebook

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat, sits on a black desk next to a notebook with an innocent look on his face

dallas@liketexas· Jul 5

The way you write things when you’re normal and not at all insane

A to do list with things written in four different colors like a serial killer’s hit list

dallas@liketexas· Jul 4

Wishing I could share some ice cream with this sweet girl today 🖤🤍

Lissy, a black and white cat, sniffs a container of ice cream

dallas@liketexas· Jul 2

A beautiful day for golf in our nation’s capital

Fairway of #2 East Potomac Blue Course

102° with a heat index of 115°

dallas@liketexas· Jul 2

jim jones with the pausa de hidratacion scorebug

dallas@liketexas· Jul 1

@kbuts.bsky.social Too damn hot to cook tonight

dallas@liketexas· Jul 1

if being a Lefevourian is wrong I don't want to be right

dan lefevour

dallas@liketexas· Jun 30

Tfw you’re unreasonably handsome and you know it

dallas@liketexas· Jun 30

Wrote in my note yesterday to do something by the first week of August 1941. Your entire day job being one twelve-year span will do that I guess.

dallas@liketexas· Jun 29

Human OMG

Coal, a black cat, displays the Flehmen response while sitting on a blue rug

dallas@liketexas· Jun 28

Even better, they’ve closed the island off so we can’t leave. His idea of “surveying the course” is slowly driving around the perimeter lmao

Cars lined up in a parking lot

dallas@liketexas· Jun 28

104° and sunny

Sickos guy

dallas@liketexas· Jun 27

Somebody’s gonna be eatin’ good in the neighborhood

dallas@liketexas· Jun 27

This guy 🩶🤍

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, looks away from the camera while lying on a red and black blanket

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, snoozes while lying on a red and black blanket

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, looks toward the camera while lying on a red and black blanket

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, sleeps with his head on my arm while lying on a red and black blanket

dallas@liketexas· Jun 27

“Did I leave the oven on?” — Coal cat

Coal, a black cat, stares into space while resting his head on a black desk

dallas@liketexas· Jun 26

Sweet boys 🩶🖤

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, and his brother Coal, a black cat, sit together in the top of a beige cat tree.

dallas@liketexas· Jun 26

this makes me wonder if he's an alt-country guy

dallas@liketexas· Jun 24

Bröther you bore me

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, yawns while sitting on the floor while his brother Coal, a black cat, watches from the TV stand

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, scrunges while sitting on the floor while his brother Coal, a black cat, watches from the TV stand

Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, sticks his tongue out while sitting on the floor while his brother Coal, a black cat, watches from the TV stand

dallas@liketexas· Jun 24

tracer bullet from calvin and hobbes