LINCARD1000

@lincard1000

I ate all the pies. ngai Aotearoa ahau. Filthy SJW and unrepentant lefty, greeny, hobbyist sci-fi writer, non-heterosexual 😝🏳️‍🌈 he/him, 18+

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LINCARD1000@lincard1000· May 28

Tide’s in 👀

Fog covering the Waikato, taken from high up on a hill above it all, in the early morning just before the sun is up.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· May 14

Oooh, on your way to a secret test drive, Gav? Would love to know the PSC of this one when you release the review...

"Spirit" Mars rover. A six-wheeled robotic probe with large solar panels on the rugged, rocky surface of a very orange looking Mars (illustration).

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· May 13

FOREVER this...

Cartoon showing a wrinkly old white Rupert Murdoch looking motherfucker with a huge plate of biscuits, warning a blue collar white guy who has a plate with a single biscuit, that the black/brown guy on the other side of the table who has no biscuits at all wants to steal the blue collar guy's single biscuit. TAX THE RICH. Then EAT THE RICH. Immigration scare-mongering by fascist, racist, white-ass motherfuckers in our government.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· May 2

Gorgeous autumn day in the Waikato today. Chairman Meow (my dumb name for my Chinese made EV) is snuffling at the trough, Chairman LINCY is also sucking up some vitamin D. Love this time of year.

Blue Sky an sunshine looking east over AoNZ native bush and farmland valleys.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Apr 26

Mōrena, whanau. Tide’s coming in.

Sunny morning, looking at fog covering the flat part of the Waikato, taken from an elevated height and looking down a valley.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Apr 14

Gaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Double rainbow on a rainy morning against a backdrop of denuded, farm-ravaged hills.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Apr 7

I just have the one. The Atto 1 is branded as a “Seagull” in China where it’s made. And, like a seagull, I’ll swoop in, steal your ghost chips, shit all over everything, then fuck off again.

A sticker on the back of a bright yellow car, of a seagull eating a chip. The Car badge is ATTO1, otherwise known as a “seagull” in China.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Mar 8

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Mar 2

Travellers caught in a war zone? Sure, I have some sympathy. People who choose to live there?

Stunned looking middle age guy on a fishing boat, with the caption “we’re gonna need a smaller violin”. Screenshot from the original classic movie “Jaws”, where his original comment was “we’re gonna need a bigger boat”.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Feb 28

Took my babby yellow peril EV (BYD Seagull) on a decent drive yesterday and aside from a couple of annoying things, I’m really pleased with how it went. “Fuel” economy was crap, but then lots of open road driving isn’t where they shine, and the Seagull is more of an urban creature.

Grannymaxxing my babby granny EV (lurid fluro yellow BYD Atto 1) in the garage with a standard 240v “granny charger”.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Feb 26

Got the new neon yellow Chinese peril (aka BYD Seagull aka Atto 1) EV home. Now to absorb the manual so I can figure out all the gubbins 😁

Bright neon yellow coloured small Chinese manufactured BYD Seagull (aka Atto 1) 5 door car.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Feb 22

For any of my moots (probably more North Island), I’m selling my 2017 top spec Suzuki Ignis 1.2L auto granny car. One owner - me 😊 Warranted/rego’d, 4 near new tyres. Minor wrinkle/scuff sling drivers side, otherwise excellent condition. Photos taken before exterior clean 😝

Dark silver/grey 2017 Suzuki Ignis granny car for sale.

Dark silver/grey Suzuki Ignis granny car for sale.

Dark silver/grey 2017 Suzuki Ignis granny cat for sale.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Feb 20

(And yes, I know you are joking 😁)

A picture of a laughing lady saying “that was funny, say some more stupid shit”.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Feb 14

Always feels a little bit surreal when the clouds roll in at the same height as our house. Hopefully those down south toward Otorohonga are spared more rain. Stay safe out there, folks.

View out across farmland from an elevated POV, with the cloud layer at our height.

Looking at farmland and hills with the cloud layer at our height.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Jan 21

Crikey.

A rather wind-battered fox against a snowy background, with the words “It fucken wimdy” over the top, and yes, a deliberate misspelling.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Jan 5

Got this a few years back for another gaming rig I built, back when prices weren’t completely off the charts. Never got much use so might go ahead and do a transplant this coming weekend. I literally have to hand-crank the cooling fan to get it started on the InWin PSU 🤣

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Jan 5

You reckon this might do the trick? 4x2(x2) on end, 3x2 on the other?

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Jan 5

My lovely husband bought me a surprise gift yesterday. A Sapphire Radeon 9070XT graphics card. This thing is a monster; triple-slot, three power connections, it’s uuuuuuuuge. 4K gaming (without it sounding like a jet engine) here I come! 🥰

Radeon 9070XT installed inside a large computer case with lots of ridiculous coloured lights. It’s a big boy 🥺

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Jan 3

Would it be crass of me to suggest it would likely be some variation of “thoughts & prayers”?

Sending tots (tater tots, aka thoughts) & pears (aka prayers).

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Dec 22

Getting a metric butt-load of these follows of late. All identical other than the user icon and account name. Smells like bots. Blockity block block.

Another bot account trying to follow me: screenshot of a bsky account of a presumably AI generated user icon and a pinned post for some scam site selling anti-ICE t-shirts.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Dec 20

Yeah, it’s a little pricey, but I’d happily pay a little extra to get one with butter. Sadly all they had (other than Pam’s brand) was this stuff, which uses margarine 😒

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Dec 13

#Reading The Gulp - Five Tales of Horror, a fabulous little collection of intertwined eldritch stories by talented author Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social Horror isn’t my go-to genre normally, but happy to make an exception for his work. Decent bloke, great writing. Recommended! 😊

The Gulp - Five Tales of Horror, by the talented Alan Baxter, ebook on my Kobo reader. Excellent reading!

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Dec 11

This tracks (at time of reading) 😁

A post about chainsaws in a library, with exactly 666 likes.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Dec 4

Agreed. Some prudes just tend to be quite vocal far in above their number. BTW: Nice - sorry I ruined it:

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Nov 21

If I may, I’d like to share with you a recipe, with a short backstory, that was shared with me. Easy to omit the ham if you don’t eat meat. I worked for Waikato District Council, and one of the lunch ladies made these every Wednesday. Always “over subscribed”. Cont.

Savoury muffins recipe - try it, it’s lovely!

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Nov 16

Fuck them poors though, amiright?

An person in an upper class suburb affected by flight path changes that now affects them: “And to be perfectly honest they bought houses knowing that was the northern flight path there.” Zero empathy from them, and zero sympathy from me. Shut the hell up you entitled arsehole.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Nov 15

Vaguely humanoid character in a red jumpsuit, whose head, arms and legs are all thumbs. Who would still probably make a better, more charismatic PM than Christopher Fucking Luxon.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Nov 8

I’ll be a while! 😁

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Nov 1

Sure, why not 😊

Photo of a Kobo eReader with the book Slippery Creatures, by K J Charles, downloaded onto it.

LINCARD1000@lincard1000· Oct 29

#kikorangi - picked these up at the rip-off duopoly… sorry, supermarket recently. Can recommend, crisp up beautifully, tasty, slight kick, reminiscent of KFC. Processed meat, yada yada, but very nice.