The Undersea World of Linda Octopus
@lindaoctopus
Easy going, shy, socially awkward. Politically Left leaning. Likes Sci Fiction, Sci Fact, Dr Who, Ogrons, The Archers. Can take a pie to the face like a pro. No DMs thanks.
Yeah, fed some penguins and lemurs, shovelled a bit of poo, prepared food for the animals, had an excellent guide. Met Dennis the Wallaby again! A very lovely gift from my work colleagues. And turns out, nothing to worry about! A great day.
Coincidentally, a photographer I worked with about 20 years ago got in touch about an hour ago to send me some photos from then. Looks like I've always had a soggy bottom, and indeed top 🤣
Set a reminder to cancel subscriptions before they charge you. Fucking hell, BBC, what would we do without you?
The writers have gone too far this time. #TheArchers
Hmmm I appear to be a bit #TheArchers centric...
How cats react when we tell them that we love them.
I got an email yesterday claiming to be the ULTIMATE gift for the cricket lover. My Uncle used to be a cricket umpire for decades and he has a big birthday coming up so I thought I would check it out. Reader, it was just biscuits. They look nice but they're not really the ultimate gift...
Fuck that, hook me up to a bag of these bad boys #TheArchers
Not my worst first date by any means. Anyway, we're engaged now.
#TheArchers "Girls, you've got a dead brother who is watching over you all the time. Isn't that nice?" The twins:
Here's the new goofball. An elderly lady, I couldn't let her spend her last years in the rescue centre. After a week of hiding from me, she sat on my lap for the first time last night, and yes I cried.
Perfectly normal headline about the Football. #WorldCup
I am officially a sweary Mary. My mother, God rest her soul, would be disappointed in me showing her up like this in public.
I announced it over the tannoy but they edited it out #TheArchers
Sad to hear about the death of Paddy Greene, who played Jill Archer. RIP, madam, and thank you. #TheArchers
None stop fun at the Show today. 10/10 - stick that up your socials, Amber. Me and my sweaty gusset are going home now. See you all at 19:02 for more larks, my lovelies #TheArchers
Bill seems nice, Amber is one lucky lady. (Her mum is in the boot) #TheArchers
I'm have a whale of a time at the Borsetshire Show. I have waited a long time to get my hands on Ed's Texels #TheArchers
As I suspected, Lynda Snell is a total monster. I couldn't lay a hand on her. Never mind, she was a worthy adversary. Martyn Gibson has promised to give me a hose down, which is kind of him #TheArchers
Well that was easy. That Chris Carter is all talk. Bit worried about my next opponent at the Borsetshire Show though #TheArchers
A dream come true to be riding Jakob at the Borsetshire Show #TheArchers
All the stars are at the Borsetshire Show. Such a thrill to bump into Adam. He started talking about Brian but I pretended to faint and he left me alone. #TheArchers @thecidershedpod.bsky.social