lindsay
@lindsayrpierce
fugue states, flowers, ghosts
i stole this off instagram from the account for anonymous shit talking by events industry workers. if you work in events & don’t follow novendormeal what are you even waiting for? & anyway IT IS TRUE
there is a gorgeous professional acrobat on instagram who did a “Spider-Man” challenge & i am a delusional nutbag who thought i probably could do it also. anyway here is my best attempt. i had to stop before i fell on my big dumb head
are you or your friends in Los Angeles? do you enjoy fringe festival nonsense? would you like to see me be a bitch in a show? send me a message & i will send you a link. the alt text never works for me on videos so: a redheaded lady trying to figure out how to properly operate a blue velvet couch
my mom died over half my life ago, but she was pretty great. the feral goblin child being buckled into shoes is me. obviously.
also WTF is my face? ugh. utter nutbaggery. also i look like my dad here & do not appreciate it.
jasmine said: “hold my beer” (a telephone pole completely engulfed in jasmine)
smell-o-vision (if the alt text doesn’t stick it’s a video of climbing jasmine blowing in a soft breeze)
my friend took a picture of the back of my head today to prove to me that my hair is in fact long now. i still think it is a lob.
it’s #fleursday & it is acacia blossom season, which lasts for approximately 15 minutes & is DIVINE. #fleursdujour #flowerreport #flowersformorale
a (double rose) lily for you! the daffodils are still closed…will update when they pop. #fleursdujour #flowersformorale #flowerreport #fleursday
orchids & anthurium ready for their close ups… #fleursdujour #flowersformorale #flowerreport #fleursday
this is a source of my stress, but hopefully it can add to your joy? who wants to see a metric fuckton of flowers? #fleursdujour #flowersformorale #flowerreport #fleursday this isn’t all of them even!!! these are for parties on 1/30&31 if you want flower goss just pick the fleur & i will dish
we are snubbing this little shit because he jumped on the Go board & the little little porcelain pieces went everywhere & some of them broke. he thinks it was a thing that was done unto him, because the noise was scary. we are at an impasse!
what a gorgeous, horrifying book. definitely now a favorite. it will likely haunt me forever.
i get a variation of cute aggression with flowers. i just want to bite them always. #fleurdujour #flowerreport #flowersformorale #amaryllis