Cracks and weird ooze. Let the diaper jokes begin!!

Delusional Donald worked hard last night, guarding us and protecting us and caring for us.

For the slow-witted MAGA Rhodes Scholars out there:

All that's needed is a taco truck, a hot dog truck, and a fry-the-fuck-out-of-everthing stand.

The MAGA Brainiacs who lurk here in BlusSky can explain to me like I am 5 years old, how 500,000 shelled out $500 each to reserve the GOLDEN Trump Phone. $500 x 100,000 people is $50 MILION. Who pockets that, after he declared, "no refunds?" If you are MAGA on my feed, take all the time you need...

Help me put out this blaze!!

On point:

I created this with Google Gemini today. Steal it if you wish, but give me credit.

Trump's POV of what a highly skilled doctor looks like:

Local university Archeology Depts are setting up summer camps for kids, looking for paperclips.

Give me a fucking break...

How I feel about tonight's SOTU address from the Fat Orange Schmuck.

LeMonde nails it. Again.

Precisely.

No comment necessary, innit?

This is a MURDERER.

Somebody stop this Orange Shitler.

Superposition, Mike Johnson style: he is the littlest twerp and the biggest schmuck, simultaneously.

Not home, continued. Giverny, the home of Monet.

My wife and I aren't home just now. Here's where we are.

UnterGruppenFuhrer Gomez Adams.

SCOTUS hands Trump yet another win. This time in allowing roaming ICE raids, to round up the non-white workers. Up next, SCOTUS will allow Trump to set tariffs, blatantly ignoring that The Constitution grants no such power. Face it: we are a Fascist nation. Amerika.

Let's all give Dave a big AMEN.

The cartoon actually looks better than she does IRL. Botox Backfire Noem.

So of course install a guy with a nice Trumpish Sharpie.

"Scunner" seems a bit mild.

Here are some seals.

This Ass sucking little creep