LinInOhio

@lininohio

Writer, Mom, Liberal, Nerd. Guardians, Cavs, Bills. Trekki. Avid voter. Mostly politics, baseball and scifi. Banner quote is Jake from "Adventure Time"; lighthouse photo Lance Aerial Media

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LinInOhio@lininohio· 8d

An old classic, helpfully revised for our times.

A guillotine in a town square being worked on by maintenance men in green vests with this caption:

1%: Hey Americans, whatcha doing?
Americans: Just, uh, routine maintenance. Move along.
1% 'Cause it kinda looks like-
Americans: ROUTINE MAINTENANCE. MOVE ALONG.

LinInOhio@lininohio· 9d

Cannnnnnn we discuss the Liberty Mutual hairball? That shit is nightmare fuel.

Liberty Mutual's new commercials feature a fuzzy yellow ball with terrifying googly eyes and a Statue of Liberty crown. If you thought Limu Emu was annoying and weird, you aren't ready for this nightmare-inducing monstrosity.

LinInOhio@lininohio· May 9

Progressive Field winning the wet t-shirt contest. Go Guards!

Baseball fiels covered with a very qet and clingy tarp.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Apr 2

I am so sorry.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Mar 31

Ahhhh, the delightfully bizarre time of year when Austin Hedges has the highest batting average on the Guardians team!

Scorecard from last night Guardians game against the Dodgers. Austin Hedges is currently batting .500. This will not last -- savor it!

LinInOhio@lininohio· Nov 30

It's snowing. Again.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Nov 17

Does anybody have a contact with Ocean Spray? Because I need them to put the canned goo in little 1-2 person-sized containers like kids applesauce and olives? I would buy those and be so happy.

Picture shows a 4-pack of "Olives to go" which has about 6-8 olives in a small plastic container, perfect for one person.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Nov 12

We bought a new shelving unit. The bottom cube covers a heat vent, so we left it empty and now Jack sleeps there. Didn't stop him from exploring the other options, though.

Cat sits in the third level of a cube storage unit. He seems annoyed, as if he's beset by paparazzi.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Oct 27

Oh, they corrected it. How nice. But honesty, in the current political environment there's not a lot of room for mistakes like this.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Oct 27

Cuyahoga County (Ohio) BoE posted this on FB. Can you spot the "this will get your mail-in ballot delayed and not counted" error? Hint: 1st class postage is currently .78 cents. 😠 I'd love to think this is a simple human error and not a test run ...

Post shows the date of the upcoming general election, incorrect cost to mail in a ballot, date mail-in ballots must be mailed by, and postmark dates.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Oct 17

"Rise like lions after slumber In unvanquishable number Shake your chains to earth like dew Which in sleep had fallen on you- Ye are many-they are few." Percy Bysshe Shelley

Severe-looking male lion with bright blue eyes stares directly at the camera. "There's no time left to wake the sheep. It's time to wake the other lions."

LinInOhio@lininohio· Oct 9

LinInOhio@lininohio· Oct 1

This is Nibbler. He's very cute. And totally innocent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qDG...

Still from Futurama showing Nibbler, a dog-sized yellow and black creature with a third eye on a stalk, and two pointy upper fangs.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Oct 1

Who's your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)

LinInOhio@lininohio· Sep 29

Guardians catcher Austin Hedges in a black shirt with the sleeves torn off, soaking wet, celebrating clinching a playoff spot with both hands in the air.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Sep 28

The newest abomination...

Nestle toll house pumpkin spice baking chips.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Sep 28

My cat ... is weird.

Cat sleeps in dappled sunlight with just one paw up on the bottom rail of the porch and the other folded elegantly over it.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Sep 1

Just across there is Canada. Not saying I've made a plan to steal a boat of things go completely to shit but ... its good to have options.

View of a breakwater on a vast brown-gray Lale Erie

LinInOhio@lininohio· Aug 26

Beautiful! Also --

LinInOhio@lininohio· Aug 11

I am mad jealous of everyone who got to go to #STLV, but I'll admit that this mail drop took the edge off a little. Heh. Hehehehehe. @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social @jerilryan.bsky.social

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jul 18

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jul 8

Hey @neorsd.org , what's your view on those Sani-Stick things?

Image shows two packages of purple Sani-Sticks, which you place in your drains to prevent clogs and odors.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jul 7

So obviously we need to drag this disrespectful MF'er back to Cleveland ... and sacrifice him to Jobu. #GuardsBall

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jul 7

What happened to his Trump-colored hair?

Dr Oz gives a shit-eating grin. His hair is dyed the same weird yellow-white as Donald Trump's.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jul 2

The weekend more than ever, apply Mom's safety briefing:

Note reads: Mom's Gone Weekend Rules
* Don't add to the population
* don't subtract from the population
* don't damage or destroy physical property
* stay out of the hospital, the newspaper, and jail

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jun 30

This is Sam. No, we don't know why he sits in the sink.

A large orange cat sits in and nearly fills up a stainless steel kitchen sink. He seems serious, as if he is having deep thoughts, but we live with him, so we know he's not. He is orange.

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jun 21

Protest sign reads "Even us introvert ls came out to stop Trump. NO KINGS

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jun 15

I am way too old for this shit, but I joined a protest today. In a smaller suburb, with a large turn-out. In the rain. We had a great time. People are so passionate and so damn creative!

Sign reads, "Even us introverts came out to stop Trump! No Kings"

Woman wears a purple shirt with a picture of a black car knocking a GOP elephant wearing a Trump wig off the edge of a table.

Protester holds a sign with a picture of Smoky Bear that reads "Only you can resist fascist liars."

Protest sign reads "Tell our grandkids we did something!"

LinInOhio@lininohio· Jun 14

#NoKingsDay Parma Ohio. At least this many people on the other side of the street as well.

Lots and lots of protestors line a busy ohio street.

LinInOhio@lininohio· May 23

How many midges are there, you ask? The view from my window.