Lionel Hutz
@lionelhutzesq
No friend to Judge Snyder
Wish I had one spot I fit as perfectly as George fits in this window
sometimes a day at the law mines is a downer. But how can I be anything but happy to come back to this perfect being?!
It should be called a fried cheese. Nobody’s grilling that sandwich!
gang we can't even get in and out of a regional airport in a reasonable amount of time rn, we ain't gon build a moon hotel
My friends were talking about @fetterman.senate.gov’s highly disgusting interview with Kaitlin Collins. I googled her to look for it. Just more proof that Google is so cooked the president is gonna put ketchup on it soon.
I regret to inform you that Tucker Carlson's Merch Store is full of ABSOLUTE BANGERS and that I'll never be over it
And what would most people do if they found out they accidentally got a tattoo signifying literally the worst of the nazis? Would they do one half apologetic interview and then nothing else? also, I’m not a ww2 scholar. I’ve just seen Indiana Jone twice.
If you see this post a concert picture you took #phish #bakersdozen
My can of mixed nuts has products from Asia, Africa, South America, and Central America, and is distributed in North America by a Chili company. Imagine showing this to like, Magellan or some shit. Blow his fuckin mind.
@davekluge.bsky.social My car this morning was ready to promote you. Maybe you’re ready to be a sacrificial X? 🤔
Okay now I’m scared she’s going to lose, because I have given up on this one, too much to hope for
"The dinosaurs died out because big government wouldn't let them go to mars" is a new one, I'll given him that
Don’t think I have enough followers for this to be interesting but let’s try