Chrispylizard 🏴🏳️🌈
@little-bi-guy
🐻 Furry little autistic queer. 🐱 Cat collector. 🎂 42. 🌍 Dunfermline, Scotland. 🩷 Poly. 🙋 He/him. 👤 Humanist. 📸 Sometimes nudes. #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #nsfw
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
☀️ I highly recommend holidaying by a playa nudista. No awkward tan lines. #bum
I went to Estepona, and Estepona was gorgeous. Here’s the proof.
Fifty quid a month? I think I’ll manage without it, Deliveroo.
Not a fairytale. An actual, real city. 💙 #Edinburgh #DùnÈideann
I propose that government departments are renamed according to the specialisms of Greek gods. “Minister for the sea, earthquakes, and horses” has a nice ring to it.
I assumed it had been up and running for a few years already.
Attenborough voice: “the bear exposes his pelt in a rare show of public relaxation”
Yours truly taken by @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social, catching some vitamin D 🌞
Moon’s being all “look at me, look at me” tonight, the self-obsessed satellite.
Bath salts, Viz, and a Kit Kat. I’m a wellness hooligan.
Rocking my latest 🦭 apparel, a lovely surprise gift from @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social ❤️
My toilet paper turned up but it’s already covered in shit.
Very much enjoyed meeting @clur.bsky.social’s furry creatures 😻