LittleDeeKay
@littledeekay
Human cabinet of curiosities.
Oh man. Thursday at 9 is exactly one minute after I scheduled my July 17, 2026 mandatory shut down of all of my televisions and social media. What. A. Bummer.
Notice that Scott Jennings says "I spoke" and "we talked" and "I told" - there is no direct mention of Mitch McConnell actually saying anything. There is nothing saying Mitch is conscious.
Keep believing in and working in the name of a better world, even when it is hard. Love and congratulations to Hungary.
As a kid, I made pillow fortresses that were way more secure than this SCIF.
Oh! I have a solution to this! I really do! Get your untrained, cowardly, impulsive, tear-gassing, trigger-happy murderous ICE agents the fuck out of Minneapolis, and voila! The madness will stop.
Alexa, show me 375 words of gaslighting written by a deeply insecure man with a tiny penis.
We’ve got this, my friends. Stay strong, stay hopeful, stay loud, stay together, stay joyful, stay engaged. And yeah, that’s me dancing as an inflatable hamburger. #NoKings
I’ve got my outfit ready for tomorrow. “The only King Trump is suited for is Burger King!” #NoKings
I love that the Chair of the Nobel Committee that rejected Trump’s efforts for recognition also looks like a movie star who could not give two tiny fucks about Trump’s opinions.
Well, at least we can all rest easy knowing that Trump truly does not like wasting our military resources on unnecessary exercises... cough, cough.
Here’s a fucking tip: don’t hire someone to run the Department of Defense whose own kids look at him like he may have just gotten drunk and run over the Easter Bunny.
I understand law and order, but having incarcerated people fight the most dangerous fires in history for about $2 an hour feels really not ok.
I want to see this. I am also very happy about it. So suck it, feeble felon.
The only office this shapeshifting pedophile should be allowed to work in is Office Depot.