Best part of her day...

Is this like, a job that I can apply for? I could do this all day.

This is why r/okmatewanker remains the best UK subreddit.

Errr.. Yeah.. So they can make practically invisible drones now. This is GREAT NEWS FOR HUMANITY. I am Sure they won't put these to any nefarious purposes ever.

Glorious.

Let me guess, the winning state gets funding, right?

This is poppy. She has 10 billion items. She would like to know what you think you can bring to HER table.

Pretty sure they're referring to hot rock burns from a hash joint rather than cigarettes. Here is the correct usage as demonstrated by Goldie Lookin Chain.

Alan Akbari needs to pull his socks up. Everything's fucked.

I've had this little twat for a week now and I love him dearly already, he's wonderful and makes me laugh 100 times a day. But I really had forgotten how much of puppy life is just clearing up torn cardboard and saying NO in a kindly stern voice. It's a lot.

EVERY MORNING WE SHOUT AT MIRROR DOG. WHO ARE YOU MIRROR DOG? WHY MUST YOU COME TO TORMENT US WITH YOUR SEMI-PRESENCE DAILY? WE HATE MIRROR DOG.

EEEEP.

Everything's awful and keeps getting worse and I can't do anything about any of it but I can save this little guy's world. My boy Arlo's on a lorry somewhere between Ukraine and UK thanks to the wonderful charity pawshelp.uk. I'm picking him up tomorrow evening. No more drones for you little pupper.

I love this with all my heart. I've never been to Dayton, Ohio but I am sure they have the best Waffle House staff there. www.tiktok.com/@urbanappala...

Big sky.

We've started using this image as a kind of anti-fire emoji to comment on the general degradation of it all in our groupchat and honestly, it's too perfect.

Go and give your dogs a cuddle. They are all so precious. x

Also, the majority of the world is mad that Trump is still alive bro. We're all seriously sick of waking up and wondering what fresh idiocy that demented old Nazi fuck will come up with to make the world worse everyday. Look, here he is on live television, asleep. Does it make you proud?

Do you think she knows what she looks like? Do you think she's doing it on purpose?

I keep this image in a folder on my desktop just for when I'm feeling a bit sad.

I was going to one-up you with my signed copy of this issue but I've just found out my mum used it for a supply teaching session years ago and left it behind. 🥲

View from my desk... Its alright.

I'm sorry to report that another sick burn has hit the timeline Mr President. No... No, I'm sorry Mr President, it's impossible to tell at this time how many they may have.

Aside from embarrassing America in the Strait and embarrassing them in the air war I think it is also important to recognise Iranian achievements embarrassing America on twitter because they are doing that very well also.

The veg are no better.

Me when the boss tells me to get a wiggle on.

I am not going to read this article because I already know it will not contain the phrase "catapult themselves into the sea".