Liz Crash

@lizcrash

heavy reactive volcanic clay, Footscray, Melbourne. no DMs (failed age verification)

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Liz Crash@lizcrash· 5d

Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social •
how long was wokekong sitting in the drafts?

leon
@leyawn.bsky.social
500 years

Liz Crash@lizcrash· 7d

trial by ordeal

The former broadcaster [Alan Jones] has emphatically denied wrongdoing and Bashir said on Monday that the credibility and reliability of the complainants’ evidence would be tested.
“Rivalry, treachery, double-dealing, money, hatred, desperation, opportunism and more are all at the heart of this case,” Bashir said in her opening remarks to Judge Glenn Walsh.

Liz Crash@lizcrash· 16d

John A. Scott, 1918

In the earlier scenes of the poem Telemachus is one of the least heroic of actors, a big boy grown up under the control of women and still attended by the very same nurse who had watched over his infancy, willing to scold his mother, to bemoan his fate, but quite unequal to any vigorous thinking or acting. I remember hearing Professor Gildersleeve in one of his class-lectures refer to Telemachus as the "Ur-prig," a Teuton-English compound which aptly describes the Telemachus of the earlier books of the Odyssey.
Telemachus at his first appearance was idly dreaming and hoping that his father might return and deliver him from his present troubles, but he had no notion of taking an active, aggressive course in his own behalf. Later he complained to Athena-Mentes that

Liz Crash@lizcrash· 26d

every girl is like this now

Screenshot of text from the Wikipedia article “Circe”.

Aeaea. Around her home prowl strangely docile lions and wolves. She lures any who land on the island to her home with her lovely singing while weaving on an enormous loom, but later drugs them so that they change shape.[32] One of her Homeric epithets is polypharmakos, "knowing many drugs or charms".[33]

Liz Crash@lizcrash· 26d

the guy who was tased and arrested at the squat today has been acting pretty hectic for a while now. it’s a shame things got to this point. i‘m glad he’s alive and no one else was hurt. i admit i will kind of miss his graffiti

graffiti of a black ace from a deck of cards, with text: last warning for fake spaniards! viva catalonia! a morte españa!

Liz Crash@lizcrash· 26d

the riot cops are evicting a squatter adjacent to Footscray High School. it’s become a siege situation

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Jun 26

me and who

two identical straw mushrooms (Volvariella volvacea) sprouting side by side from woodchips in Newell’s Paddock, Footscray, Melbourne. behind them you can see tall eucalypts, mostly river red gum, and a clear winter sky beginning to fade into twilight

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Jun 26

Melbourne-coding is OFFICIALLY a hate crime 🥳🥳🥳 we did it besties

It is also alleged officers laughed and appeared to enjoy themselves as they shone bright flashlights in the faces of patrons, some of whom reported being told to "f*** off" and "if you don't like it, move to Melbourne".

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Jun 4

from “Australians Love Betting”, in Australia Travelogue 澳洲见闻录 (1959) by Huang Si 黄思, Zesen Cai (trans.), Minghan Cao (trans.), Siyi Chen (trans.) cinioentraduko.com/2024/07/05/a...

澳洲人好赌，有若干州发行彩票，各处俱乐部则有吃角子老虎，政府也从中抽税。比如我们曾经受悉尼报界俱乐部的招待晚餐。报界俱乐部与记者公会不同，后者是记者的职工团体，前者除了报馆人员之外，通讯社人员、投稿的作家，及与报界有往来的人均可参加。所以悉尼报界俱乐部有会员两干人。
The Sydney Press Club is on the second floor of an old building on Phillip Street. Half of the front room is a dining area, and the other half is a billiards table. They set a slot machine in the back room. Some people were playing poker games in the room. The staff of the club were quite hospitable to us. One of them mentioned that they were about to move because the club had just bought a new four-storey house worth over £100,000 as their new clubhouse. I asked about their capital source and wondered if it was from outside donations. And he answered, "No, that's our own money." I asked, "You mean from the members' donations?" He replied with hesitation, "It was from our slot machine." Meanwhile, we heard the noise of the slot machine in the back room shaking violently. The clinking of coins came through every ear with a knowing smile.

Liz Crash@lizcrash· May 24

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

Donald Trump skips son's wedding due to his 'love of the United States'
Topic:World Politics
1h ago

Liz Crash@lizcrash· May 19

New
Scientist
What about the extra yolk required?
That's more of a problem. Each egg yolk is a single cell, meaning ostrich yolks are the largest single cells found on the planet. To make a yolk larger would require penetrating the cell membrane and injecting more yolk, says Novak, which would likely cause the cell to burst. So it might be necessary to somehow enlarge the cell membrane so it can hold the extra yolk. Which is probably doable, given enough time, effort and money.

Liz Crash@lizcrash· May 10

lmfao

“Unfortunately, due to the nature and the dynamic situation, two of those police officers, while going to render assistance to their supervisor, left the front door of one of the marked police vehicles unlocked,” he said.

Liz Crash@lizcrash· May 4

Disclaimer：The above content is translated from Chinese version of this website. The Chinese version shall prevail.

[screenshot from website]

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Apr 30

i found this super revolting — why do people think they’re too good to be unemployed? that they do more for the community than unemployed people? as if unemployed trans women aren’t the backbone of real community support

Alea Lackey @alea.bsky.social • 8h
I'm never going to work on a weapons or targeting system. Would any of you rather that I, someone who runs and funds a direct support non-profit, be unemployed, instead of well employed with the time and resources to help others?
Are we going to hold each other to standards above everyone else?
4/4
3
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Liz Crash@lizcrash· Apr 9

suck on

D & D
nuts

PITTED PRUNES
200g
Packed by D&D Nuts
56 Dandenong St, Dandenong Vic 3175
[telephone details]

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Apr 6

thank you Kyja Noack-Lundberg. and as the prophet said

MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME — Baby One More Time, 1998

MY LONELINESS AIN’T KILLING ME NO MORE — Stronger, 2000

Two Britney Spears quotes, forming a large wall mural.

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Apr 6

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Apr 3

Pretty girls don’t do drama, ‘less we wanna, it’ll be depending on the day — JENNIE

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 31

La Vérité sortant du puits armée de son martinet pour châtier l'humanité (English: Truth coming from the well armed with her whip to chastise humanity) is an 1896 painting by the French artist Jean-Léon Gérôme.

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 29

🙏

Excerpt from Pope Leo XIV’s Palm Sunday homily, 2026.

"Holy Mary, woman of the third day, grant us the certainty that, in spite of all, death will no longer hold sway over us; that the injustices of peoples are numbered; that the flashes of war are fading into the twilight; that the sufferings of the poor are breathing their last. And grant, finally, that the tears of all the victims of violence and pain will soon be dried up like frost beneath the spring sun" (Maria, donna dei nostri giorni).

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 28

i mean also I think the symbolism is pretty obvious

nazi propaganda cartoon of an octopus with an ugly human head, labelled with the Star of David, aggressively wrapping its tentacles around the whole of Earth

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 23

the Three Graces, painting by Botticelli. Three graceful women dance together. In the post below, three deer are bucking on their hind legs, as if they were dancing.

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 19

this bit gave me substandard mental health

The podcast detailed the woman's private medical information after Guilliatt obtained access to her sexual assault counselling notes.
She said the access "absolutely erased her trust"
in the system.
The mother told Guilliatt that her daughter's
"substandard mental health treatment caused her to confabulate false allegations"

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 19

🔪🔪🔪

In 2023, The Australian published an eight-part podcast investigation by journalist Richard Guilliatt which featured interviews with the couple from jail and suggested the case could be a “grave miscarriage of justice”, based largely on the argument that “no one noticed the abuse”.

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 12

i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 9

it just grinds my gears that this man thinks he can make decisions for post-WWII Australia! it’s disqualifying

Sad divorced white dad vibes meal posted by Anthony Albanese on social media. Steak, corn off the cob, green peas, all in little piles on a white plate, colours not mixing, no sign of any flavouring. Big glass of red wine to swill it down with. Not even a slice of lemon or a pepper grinder in sight

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 6

Nicknames
"Chicken stranglers"[2]
"Snake eaters"[2]

(screenshot from Wikipedia)

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 4

mike ginn
@shutupmikeginn
• • •
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
1:27 PM • Mar 8, 2025 • 7.9M Views

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Mar 1

historians call this aspect of Nazi governance “working towards the Fürher”, after Ian Kershaw, from a speech by Nazi politician Werner Willikens: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Ker...

Everyone who has the opportunity to observe it knows that the Fuhrer can hardly dictate
from above everything which he intends to realize sooner or later. On the contrary, up till now, everyone with a post in the new Germany has worked best when he has, so to speak, worked towards the Fuhrer. Very often and in many spheres, it has been the case—in previous years as well-that individuals have simply waited for orders and instructions.
Unfortunately, the same will be true in the future; but in fact, it is the duty of everybody to try to work towards the Fuhrer along the lines he would wish. Anyone who makes mistakes will notice it soon enough. But anyone who really works towards the Fuhrer along his lines and towards his goal will certainly both now and in the future, one day have the finest reward in the form of the sudden legal confirmation of his work. (57]

Liz Crash@lizcrash· Feb 18

my friend: lol here’s what Gemini said me: