petty crocker
@lizitsthe90s
talk to myself about woso, occasionally broso. she/her also: reading | art history | phillies | star wars | millennial sitcoms 🎨 banner: curlyfriesdesign on etsy
argentina when a single 40 year old player can’t get you a second world cup title
forgot who claudia dickey played for and forgot she wasn’t even on the pitch
this is a bad book that shouldn’t exist. no way an editor read this. the narrative doesn’t work at all, there’s so much extra shit crammed in that doesn’t need to be here. why are we sincerely saying “not like other girls” in 2026 & why does the main character regret treating her misogynist husband
i grew up in pennsyltucky and i didn't know anybody who had a nazi phase at worst it was a skater emo phase
some recent reads. unfortunately the book i was most excited about, orlando, was probably my biggest disappointment. i think i expected more magical realism mixed w/ the gender exploration, which was maybe stupid of me given when this was written, but i still found the gender exploration bits great.
this is what happens when patton’s third isn’t there to back you up anymore fight your own battles you flemish bitches
just trying to send money for your niece’s birthday and getting an existential crisis instead
guys i’m trying to get into love island but it really feels like a 2026 version of this