Liz Taylor's Earrings
@liztaylorsearrings
I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me. Twinja.
What do you mean we named our airplane models Chipmunk and Beaver People are right to make fun of us
It is RAINING and doesn’t Ottawa know we are on vacation?!?!
Bear eating the salmon so horny that it has changed its shape is part of our heritage
Yup, that’s a bog And a squirrel that let me get suspiciously close
They are fine, they abandoned the train and made it to safety
Wilbur and I may or may not have been roughhousing and he got me ☹️
Hmm. I could root for England for my husband, but I don't think the English deserve nice things (neither do the French, let's be fair). I'm thinking Spain and if they win they can legally kill up to 3 annoying holidayers who demand non-Spanish meals every day at their Spanish all-inclusive.
Advertising that your product is available at Dollarama - recession indicator 😭
I got this from the library and I think I’m I’ll have to buy it. Everything looks INCREDIBLE
I’m trying (again) for a bra fitting and what happened to them that they need to specify this and make it bold. Those poor fitters.
I also have beef with sonic showers. It’s almost an entirely closed system. The water reclamation rates should be 99.99%. Let everyone have a long, hot shower after fighting Romulans, cmon
No, I can’t find an outside shot now but this is the inside The outside had a noticeable tilt above this floor. The windows became load-bearing
If I wanted a dress like Madonna and Gemma here, what descriptor am I using? Lingerie top? It’s not corset, it’s like a slip dress but with a better bra support structure?
I actually spent money rather than getting whatever Skecher is on sale at Marks and look how cute
I try to do backstitch as I go for big projects so it isn’t as daunting.
Today turned into “clean out the deep freeze” and when did I get so many microwave meals Well guess what I’m having for lunches this week. And next week.
I am right on the razor’s edge of thinking this is very cool or very heinous
Wilbur is living his best life by laying on top of the cold air vent but also being in the sun. His undercarriage remains cool but his head will be warm.
So it’s just gonna rain all next week huh. And be hot. Hot and humid and the rain just makes it humid again.