Memos From Lofwyr
@lofwyrmemos
Memos from Saeder-Krupp President & CEO, Lofwyr. Memos by Executive Assistant unless marked. (Fan Account) #Lofwyr #Cyberpunk #SaederKrupp #Shadowrun “I’m often very alarmed and confused by this account.” -Tom Dowd [Also on Discord and Mastodon]
MEMO: Security has released some rather interesting footage of some shadowrunners making a getaway last night. (I swear, every night in the ‘50s was like this.) #Shadowrun
MEMO: Today Seder-Krupp honors the passing of Dr. William Weir, who disappeared on this day in 2047. He will be missed.
MEMO: Every shadowrunner’s first day with a Vindicator. #Shadowrun
MEMO: Well done to the SpecOps team for devising this. This bucket of bolts is barely afloat but on the plus side nobody can tell what it carries.
IRREGULAR ASSETS: I miss this guy. He could out-cast punks half his age without breaking a sweat, and made a hell of an Old Fashioned to boot. And just look at that fit! There’s a rumor he went down in a summoning accident, but I don’t buy it. (I’ve always suspected Renraku.) #Shadowrun
MEMO: Pirates are… a lot to deal with, but I must admit that they know how to pick a rendezvous spot. #Shadowrun
MEMO: The paradox of the Caribbean League is this: the brighter the sun, the deeper the shadows. #Shadowrun
MEMO: Ghost, I am tired. Fragging chupacabras would NOT SHUT UP last night. Anyway, on to business. #Shadowrun
MEMO: A reminder to Saeder-Krupp security that while physical adepts are dangerous there are effective ways to deal with them. #Shadowrun
MEMO: Congratulations to El Presidente on receiving the prestigious ProTaters™️ Peace Prize for his relentless efforts to supply uranium extraction rights to Saeder-Krupp and its affiliated interests! #Shadowrun
MEMO: This was the final image before Grossman’s security feed cut out. I guess we can close the book on that one. #Shadowrun
MEMO: Few things took the shadow-world by storm as completely as the Ares Viper Slivergun. Every chrome-job in Seattle had one for most of the 2050s until things reached equilibrium with body armor. #Shadowrun
MEMO: The final forensics report is in. Based on the stolen items of no discernible value, the excessive use of arson, and the haphazard and gratuitous use of violence, it is clear that the incident is the work if goblins. Motive remains, as ever, unclear. Witness Sketch: #Shadowrun
IRREGULAR ASSETS: Back in the ‘50s all the runners felt “bigger was better” but nothing beat the PB-120 for style. Carried one during my Johnson days in Seattle. It didn’t intimidate any of those chrome freaks but an EX round hitting the table in front of them made a point. #Shadowrun #Retro
IRREGULAR ASSETS: Who arranges a drop in a stone circle? Tír weirdos, that’s who. #Shadowrun
IRREGULAR ASSETS: Made contact with my hosts. They even provided some entertainment with dinner. They assured me that the feeling of being stretched across time and mythic space is part of the show. #Shadowrun
IRREGULAR ASSETS: I’ve got to hand it to these people, they are certainly consistent in their trappings. Anyone have any advice on getting into a castle? I got out of field work for a reason. #Shadowrun
IRREGULAR ASSETS: As if this wasn’t a delicate enough run, there’s something in the Liffey. They’re looking for an unfortunate tourist from last night and I swear there are claw marks in the pavement where he was last seen. Just what I need. #Shadowrun
MEMO: Well, add “improvised plasma cannon” to the list of things that SK security forces have encountered when kicking down a door… #shadowrun
MEMO: Those who recall @chriswarcraft.bsky.social from the Seamstress’s Union in Seattle will not be surprised to hear that he has been challenging the authorities in CalFree recently. Do not underestimate the Mr. Kluwes of the world. -L #shadowrun
Back when I was a fixer in Seattle in the old days this little drek would constantly pester the shadowrunners at the Inferno. Drove them crazy but they did get some use out of him from time to time. I’m glad @illustratorjeff.bsky.social got this picture of him for the record. #Shadowrun