The Logical Donkey
@logicallift
A logical statement must occupy a single truth value—true or false, but never simultaneously both. In the words of T. H. Huxley, “Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.”
We bow our heads to honor the brave service members who gave everything for this country. Mr. Trump however, did not offer that simple act of respect.
This is getting so absurd it’s starting to feel like the geopolitical version of a sitcom plot twist — the kind where you pause, blink twice, and think, “Ah yes, of course that happened today. Why wouldn’t it?”
If someone wants credit for “stopping over 100 wars” or “working harder than any American,” the least they could do is offer evidence. Public service isn’t measured by self‑promotion or inflated numbers; it’s measured by verifiable results.
If a foreign government handed over an ultra‑luxury aircraft, taxpayers paid for extensive upgrades, and the plane ultimately wound up under the personal control of a Democratic president, the political and legal backlash would be immediate.
Putting a million people on Mars in his lifetime is like expecting a fully functioning city to appear overnight on the dark side of the moon — not technically forbidden by physics, just wildly incompatible with the pace at which reality tends to cooperate.
Mr. President, I see we’ve ended the Iran war again — impressive, considering we never actually started the last five you already took credit for.
The Stanley Cup comes home to the New York Knicks. How embarrassing.
Fascinating how the renovation was ‘blocked,’ the renaming was ‘reversed,’ and yet the only thing under construction here seems to be the story itself.
Ah yes, the scientific method: create the test, take the test, announce you aced the test, publish the results in meme format. Truly believable.
Amazing how ‘nobody joined’… yet somehow an entire graduating class materialized. Truly a miracle of military-grade spontaneous generation.
The real reason Donald Trump isn’t attending his longtime associate’s wedding is simple: he’s an adjudicated rapist, and the Bahamas has strict entry rules that can bar individuals with certain criminal histories.
He’s suing the IRS for failing to stop a leak that happened under his own leadership. That’s less a lawsuit and more an admission.
One can logically infer that the descent into delusion began years prior, and has now matured into complete irrationality.
Interesting what sets this administration off. 8647 simply means, beat Trump at the polls -it’s a logical conclusion.