Wendy

@londonesque

Chronic illness, moderate nerdiness, mostly here to look at your pets. londonesque_ at the Other Place.

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Wendy@londonesque· 4d

A month on Slimfast and I’ve put on a kilogram

A computer animation of a man looking at a boy with a very skeptical expression

Wendy@londonesque· 4d

I’m entering that special stage of life every woman goes through where gradually her entire wardrobe becomes pigeon based

A white t-shirt with a black doodle of a fat pigeon. The text reads, ‘I HOPE PIGEONS KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM”. The shirt is by Ollie’s Art Club

Wendy@londonesque· 7d

One of the fun things about the Pokemon Go/Pikmin Bloom games is that they’re low key educational

A screen grab of a Pikmin Bloom stop. It’s a florist window with a white wall, the wall has a blue plaque on it. The text under the photo says, ‘Keith Richards Lived Here
Distance: 32,960m Heath, Dartford
Rolling Stone Keith Richards Lived above the florist before he became immortal’.

Wendy@londonesque· 15d

What’s your sign?

One of those horns where you have to squeeze it to make it parp. It has a sign on the rubber squeezing part that says ‘Don’t’.

Wendy@londonesque· 17d

What’s your sign?

A building with a WELLS FARGO sign, except some of the letters have come off so it says WELL F

Wendy@londonesque· 18d

A white middle aged man in a suit with his eyes closed and head bowed, the subtitles underneath him say, “ Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”

Wendy@londonesque· 18d

Hell yeah!

A thumbnail of the upcoming Harry Hill Show on YouTune which premieres 27/07/2026 at 6am. It shows Paul Whitehouse about to beat Harry (and his ventriloquist puppet son Gary) with a large stick

Wendy@londonesque· Jul 8

Early birthday present from my mum just arrived, I’ve never seen a shirt made more for me specifically (made by Jess Was Here on Instagram)

A light purple t shirt with a fat little pigeon sitting down with its legs stretched out in front of it. The text underneath it says ‘I’m fine’.

Wendy@londonesque· Jun 9

Wendy@londonesque· May 22

Unfortunately now hot enough to trigger my Dave’s Syndrome

Bill Bailey in Black Books, he’s naked except for a hot water bottle strapped to his waist covering his groin. He’s got ‘EAT ME’ written on his stomach in red lettering and is holding a flaming torch. He had his fist clenched and is yelling.

Wendy@londonesque· May 16

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

Bob Mortimer wearing a tuxedo, and a wig made out of Wotsits crisps. He’s smiling at the camera

Wendy@londonesque· May 2

Found Pingu’s favourite chocolate

A photo I found on Reddit of a bar of Ferrero Rocher Original chocolate. There is small writing on the bar that also says ‘Noisettes, Hazelnoot’

Wendy@londonesque· Apr 12

Wendy@londonesque· Mar 31

Godzilla lying on what’s presumably very large wheelbarrow. The text says, ‘Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fricking died’.

Wendy@londonesque· Mar 18

I saw The Hearing Trumpet by Leanora Carrington recommended on one of the book subreddits I follow and was intrigued enough by the synopsis to give it a go. So pleased I did, it genuinely is laugh out loud funny #booksky

Surreal and splendidly unconventional, The Hearing Trumpet is an apocalyptic fairy-tale quest about an occult old ladies' home and the spry nonagenarian who ends up there. After coming into possession of a hearing trumpet,
92-year-old Marian Leatherby discovers her son's plans to send her to a nursing home. But this is no ordinary place.... Here there are strange rituals, orgiastic nuns, levitating abbesses, animalistic humans, humanistic animals, a search for the Holy Grail, and a plan to escape to Lapland and knit a tent....
Surrealist painter Leonora Carrington's novel is an exhilarating journey brimming with laugh-out-loud humor and absurd lunacy.

Wendy@londonesque· Mar 15

Search your camera roll for 'Hell'

A tweet by @dril: “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL”

Wendy@londonesque· Mar 5

A very good post day! I always enjoyed @jambookshopuk.bsky.social’s cartoons in Private Eye so was excited to see there was a collection of them in one handy book. A fun little personalisation inside was a lovely surprise, thank you! Check out David Ziggy Greene’s account for this and more #booksky

A rectangular book with a sly blue background and white text, it’s called ‘Times Like These, Graphic Reports of Modern Life’ by David Ziggy Greene. There are black and white cartoon drawings of various different peoples legs around the edge of the cover.

Wendy@londonesque· Mar 5

I need to find anyone who understands me as well as the Instagram algorithm does (genuinely considering the t-shirt)

An instagram ad of a lady wearing a bag in the shape of a pigeon

The same lady wearing a purple beret decorated with pigeons and hearts

The same lady again with a blue and pink scarf decorated with, yes you guessed it, pigeons

A purple t shirt with a picture of a fat little pigeon sitting g sow , the text underneath says ‘I’m fine’

Wendy@londonesque· Jan 28

Yourself but as a cartoon

A white fast food soda cup with a pink straw sticking out of its lid is talking to what looks like a meatball wearing a sweatband. The caption is “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this”.

Wendy@londonesque· Nov 10

Thank you @caimhmc.bsky.social and Wonder Wife for these Stranger Times/Ring The Bells goodies! And my first Christmas card of the year! I won’t spoil it for anyone else but I’ve got mine displayed backwards #booksky

An edition of The Stranger Times newspaper, a book marks with an evil looking Santa and a Christmas card with the same Santa and the words Ho Ho Homicide.

Wendy@londonesque· Oct 10

My past self comes in clutch for the second time this week, thank you Me! (And also thank you @bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social and @bobmort.bsky.social) #booksky

A hardcover book called The Long Shoe, written by Bob Mortimer. The title is written in a large white font, with the subtitle ‘A mystery with 3 or 4 subjects’. There is also a minimalist illustration of an office building with four windows illuminated and a surveillance camera pointing at it. There is a sticker on the cover that says ‘Signed by author’.

Wendy@londonesque· Oct 8

Do you ever pre-order a book and then forget when it’s due to be released? It’s like buying yourself a surprise present! Anyway, can’t wait to get stuck into Ring The Bells, the latest in the brilliant Stranger Times series by C.K. McDonnell #booksky @caimhmc.bsky.social

A green hard cover book with a large illustration of Santa Claus’s head, the illustration is all in white except for a red hat and demonic looking red eyes. The title of the book is Ring The Bells and it’s written by C.K. McDonnell.

Wendy@londonesque· Sep 4

My Good Omens graphic novel arrived! It’s so beautiful I can’t wait to get properly stuck in, but the whole team has obviously put on so much work to create this beautiful project, they’ve done Sir Terry proud! Thank you @terrypratchett.bsky.social @colleendoran.bsky.social #booksky

The ‘Good Omens’ graphic novel with a large blue folder saying Loot Pack 1, plus two red bookmarks and a postcard with artwork from the book.

A big messy pile of prints from the book, the top one is a beautiful verdant natural vista with the words “In the beginning it was a nice day”

The book sleeve folder over to show another version of the cover, two men standing in a stained glass window

Wendy@londonesque· Aug 28

Matt Berry saying, “You can fuck that sky high”.

Wendy@londonesque· Jun 25

Not up be dramatic but I’d punch myself in the face for this bird.

A screenshot from the app Finch. A little green cartoon bird in her little house, she has an even littler pet gryphon and she’s wearing a bear hat and holding an ice lolly.

Wendy@londonesque· Jun 20

(hope it’s not too bad)

Harry Enfield “I do believe you do t want to do it like that”

Wendy@londonesque· Jun 4

Found the most rad Christmas card I’ve ever received, from @jaykayell.bsky.social approx 300 years ago. It is now proudly on display on my bedroom mirror, as it always should have been (I probably didn’t do it sooner in case my mother thought I was a satanist).

A card with the text ‘Satan Was a Lesbian’. There’s a giant Red Devil with horns and a goatee taking up most of the frame, in the foreground is a brunette woman with a whip about to smack the shit out of a man and a woman, all look like they’re from the 1950s.

Wendy@londonesque· Jun 3

💀

Lemon eclairs and tiramisu profiteroles from Marks and Spencer’s

Wendy@londonesque· Jun 2

Marks and Spencer’s personal vendetta against my peace continues

Marks and Spencer’s new Cookie Cups, a cross between cookies and cheesecake

Marks and Spencer’s new tiramisu, one limoncello flavour one pistachio flavour

Wendy@londonesque· Jun 1

Post a random photo, otherwise everything goes wrong in June.