YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

None of these words are in the Bible 😭

Teriyaki, specifically the one from Subway

Whole album full of bangers!

Just say the word, boss

*opens Zillow Florida apartment search*

What in the Get Out is this???

@fatoverfedhog.bsky.social AAAAAAAAA

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Pick 3 songs…. Only ONE from each album… Mine are: Get on the Floor Beat It Leave Me Alone

Like what the fuck am I doing to myself?

Came home last night and ate big 😵‍💫

I don't wanna go to work...or put on clothes

Oomf saw it first #humpday

Yes

Am I too late for #tummytuesday ?

Niggas can't even play a game without getting disrespected

How DARE you talk bad about my bodacious booty 😤🤬

And when I buy you a pack of it then what?

Deadass?👉🏿👈🏿

BOOM! Distraction!

I'm doing my part!

Not trying to sound too nasty but 🤭

Can't believe THIS is my empty now 😭 a shocking surprise this #tummytuesday

You're just bulking hard for the ultimate cut. Go ahead and get those thirds, big boy. They'll be worth it in the end 😈

Call me old-fashioned, but this is thee benchmark for me album-wise

Shower helped the bloat but...guys.. where are my toes???

And I can barely suck this fucking thing in 😭😭😭 my coworkers are gonna think I'm a fatass for sure