Umby Sui
@longharedbun
35 - she/her NB - mountain hare or shiny umbreon - paralegal 18+ || MDNI || NSFW on occasion Prone to rambling & nonsense Considering a few other labels, tbh
Alright, need a bit of levity to balance the deep angst of a traumatic upbringing and all that's been swirling around in me since I saw the finale in theaters uhhhhhhh here, have a bnnuy video :>
Call me Asahi because I'm SUPER ~DRY~ (the droprate is 1/512 normally - but for the leagues: it's 5x that, or 1/102) (Jagex, please)
aaaaaaaa all my salt is justified, I deeeed it! (with some very sweet help from @axeldonau.bsky.social who coached some of my games and gave a lot of help with building and refining the team with me <3333)
Book good. Legitimately made me laugh out loud while reading at work on lunch multiple times, and the leads have my favorite romance dynamic of "both too caught up in ~things~ to recognize the obvious chemistry". World building has me deeply curious, too.
(work doodle) Tired of having those Dunsparce run from you before you can catch them? Why not try using this patented Dunsparce Fishing Technique? Just connect a kiwi to a ring and dangle near the little tsuchinoko's habitat Just be warned: they get a little feisty and will fight for it!
a bit skrunkly on the camera o so it doesnt have the full effect I went for but uhhh... hey, have a sol
btw caught @mew.toy.tf in 4k the other night and Ima go boop the snoozler
Anyway, I forgot yesterday, but here's the big thing for folks who know and/or care (which I know is a very small section, but holy fuck Ive been working towards this for y e a r s )
based on this picture of one of the cats looking at me while I was at my desk she would go on to start swiping at me any time I passed by
(art by Entu/Emma) And, to follow up... You better believe I'm about to take a handful after I put the phone down, too, but this is not an uncommon occurrence He really likes taco bacco and gets v excited abt it (you do not hear me complaining)
(art by Entu/Emma) The happiest place I can be on just about any day, tbh... Lucky enough to have started sorta officially dating this nerd 2 years, and I cant overstate how much he's done for me in that time Love you, @axeldonau.bsky.social 💙
Behold, a scheisty bastard. (old picture of my old man, but please believe me when I say he has been a little terror as of late) (I love him and his stupid orange face, but he can't get away with playing the "cranky old man" card every time he decides to fail a landing into my lap, uninvited)
Taco Bell sauce packet is only for size reference I get this monstrosity every year from extended family It's not that I dislike it, just that that is /far/ too much peppermint bark for one little umbre to eat by my lonesome and its 2 sheets approx an inch thick
Also, in order to pay for anything Ive been doing irresponsibly as of late, I did have to pick up a side-gig that uh.... look, Ill have stories for parties is all Im saying ok?