Lewis Parker
@lpcantlose
Freelance • Bad at fighting games • Read my words at Kotaku, Eurogamer, PC Gamer, Rock Paper Shotgun, and IGN • lewis.parker.cant.lose@gmail.com
this better be able to power a lot more than just my bloody dreams for that kind of price, Microsoft
Specifically love this little guy in the bottom right, which is, quite literally, just a mouse
Hard-hitting and quintessentially British journalism on Kotaku this afternoon. Count Binface needs to answer for his crimes. Disgraceful stuff. And considering this happened under Andy Burnham's Labour government, I think he should resign as well.
people are being completely, absolutely, 100% normal about it also definitely do NOT check the replies or quote tweets on X if you want to disprove this statement
Asha Sharma: Quick, we need something that can simultaneously distract from the brutal layoffs that are sweeping across Xbox and bump up our stock prices for the shareholders. Anyone got any ideas?
Please enjoy my breakdown of exactly how much money the ESA makes from its AAA-publisher members, which is included in this article about the ESA lobbying against Stop Killing Games’ Protect Our Games Act for no specific reason.
"in Mortal Kombat X, female characters allegedly carry genuinely smaller hitboxes"
live footage of the video game journos in the UK desperately trying to finish 007 First Light and write their reviews in time for embargo during a record-breaking heatwave
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seeing this poster for the new Gundam Base store in London is the closest I have ever been to feeling patriotic
Painfully easy to predict exactly how these dipshits will react to anything.
I don’t know if this is a spicy take but this is a fucking terrible, dogshit pick just reminding you that this guy wrote this book
As soon as I saw a title this good pop up in the sidebar, I knew nobody was gonna read any of my articles today
"Meta communications"? More like, has this guy ever met a communications director before??? gottem
Shout out to this guy on Kotaku for posting the funniest comment I’ve ever seen on one of my articles
Mr McCloud, I believe you have a filter turned on in the video settings...?
waking up just before my shift writing video game news and seeing that the suspected White House shooter published an indie game
came all this fuckin way just to find out they cancelled the cruise already
we've officially reached peak discourse: the chuds are now AI-generating "woke" Crimson Desert articles to get mad at
Seeing all these "game journalists were wrong about Crimson Desert!" takes on the other place, so I assumed that maybe the general public was actually loving it, and oop--
I know the Digital Foundry fellas are going through it atm, but... they missed a huge opportunity by not yassifying their faces in the DLSS 5 Q&A video thumbnail
Wikipedia, I'm begging you, there *has* to be a better source for this somewhere
every single part of The Verge's interview with Razer's CEO is a delicious PR nightmare for Razer, but this bit where they cut him off after asking about why his anime waifu hologram is powered by Grok is so goddamn funny