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Coming Up Milhouse

@lucybmayhem

⚡️My Feet Are Soaked But My Cuffs Are Bone Dry⚡️ 👻 unread poet 🍑 fat bitch ☠️ chaotic good? 🪩

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Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· 22d

Fake black cat Salem from the 90s Sabrina the Teenage Witch, wearing glasses and with an open book, saying, “It says here you’re a bitch.”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Jun 26

It is too soon for Sea Lionel Richie?

Line drawing of Sea Lionel Richie (a sea lion in a sweater and with short poofy hair)

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Apr 24

A Sega game cartoon pony (purple mane, orange body, green tail) galloping past a farm that seems to grow cabbages and lavender. There are mountains in the background and a blue sky with wispy clouds. Three glittering horseshoes hover in front of her.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Apr 23

I’ve always wanted this image, so in honor of The Onion buying Infowars and that asshole being all mad, I went ahead and made it.

Cartoon man (fat, white,with ginger hair), wearing a red and yellow striped outfit and child-sized purple fairy wings, talking to a small purple-haired Black child in a fairy costume minus wings, in a mall (Coach McGuirk talking to Melissa in a mall, from Home Movies). The text reads, “I was right and you were wrong. Now you’re miserable, and that’s good.”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Feb 23

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist

Carol Kane and her amazing hair (white woman with voluminous curly blonde hair and red shirt looks directly at camera with a calm, if not quite smiling, expression)

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 30

Lost In Translation (2003)

Photo of Sarah and Hoggle from the movie Labyrinth

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Oct 3

Finally a place for my novel

White man in black suit sitting in an executive-style black chair behind a table with the remnants of a meal on it. He’s reading an orange-jacketed book with the title HEY, THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR BACK!

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Sep 21

Still from the cartoon Brak, with Thundercleese, a white warrior robot, standing in front of his suburban fortress, with the words “Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based life forms to monitor their ongoing decay.”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Sep 16

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Blue Sky

Dale Gribble from King of the Hill, a thin cartoon white guy in a brown collared shirt and white undershirt, aviator sunglasses, and orange cap, smoking a cigarette in front of a wooden fence and opening a beer, with the caption “I’m going the other way, thanks.”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Sep 2

Every single day this image feels more relevant

Screenshot from Invader Zim. Two tall green and pink aliens leaning over you condescendingly, with white text overlaid reading, “It’s not stupid, it’s “advanced””

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· May 29

Boomhauer from King of the Hill (animated thin white man with blonde hair and a black tee shirt, holding a beer can in front of a wood fence), with small round glasses seen in the music video for Snow’s Informer

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Apr 7

Found a morel growing in the front yard today after spending some time just walking around, looking at things. It was fairly magical.

Close up photo of a white man’s hand holding a white morel mushroom. You can see his out of focus foot, and a bit of his grey shorts and black hoodie. The background is largely out of focus grass and dead leaves on the ground.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Mar 27

A clip from the Simpsons. Troy McClure, playing town founder Jebediah Springfield in a film, pretends to ride a very obviously fake buffalo. Words on the bottom of the screen say “metallic creaking,” which you can hear coming from the obviously fake buffalo.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Mar 15

And these!

A white girl with long blonde hair and bangs screams in front of a red curtain (although with the flash it looks purple/pink)—Laura Palmer in the Black Lodge, from Twin Peaks. In thick messy black lettering above her is the word FUCK

From the Simpsons episode where they go to Australia, a yellow-skinned teenager with brown hair and acne stands in front of the Australian flag. White lettering on a black block reads, “I woulda called it a babadook”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Mar 15

The other day someone was asking about memes you’ve made and it reminded me I made these

White man with brown hair dressed as a grade school child with glasses and a green Legend of Zelda cap, blue and white raglan shirt, and red backpack (Bruce McCulloch as Gavin on Kids in the Hall), with thick orange lettering that reads “Those guys sure smoked”

How it started/ how it’s going with Belle from Beauty and the Beast (white young woman with a brown ponytail and blue and white dress) walking and reading through the market on the “how it started” side and an unnamed peasant woman in the same market, covered in babies and desperately asking for eggs on the “how it’s going” side

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Mar 9

Post a meme made by you.

Gabe from The Office (US), a white man with dark brown hair in a black suit is sitting in an office conference room with a door and computer visible behind him. His face is contorted in anger, mid-scream. His eyes are an unnaturally bright blue. The caption reads “SHUT UP ABOUT THE SPICE!”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Feb 9

Post a fictional death that devastated you.

BMO from Adventure Time, dead.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Dec 2

I don’t think you are a roast. I think you have a thing for me.

Bluesky Roast result. It reads:

A Rollercoaster of Chaos and Compassion

Navigating the highs and lows of life with humor and heart.

A chaotic good tornado, leaving a trail of poignant thoughts and potato fries.

85% Authenticity 78% Thought Leader
95% Social Activism and Justice 90% Daily Life and Parenthood

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Dec 2

Just straight eating my French fries with mayo like some kinda perv

The Perv Alert truck from Brad Neely’s Harg Nallin’ Sclolio Peepio. Cartoon of four people dressed in identical wigs (brown bobs with bangs), mustaches, yellow shirts, and red scarves. Two are in the cab of a grey truck while two are in the bed, along with a big yellow arrow sign with lights around it that reads “PERV.” They and the arrow are pointing at a woman on the sidewalk with a brown bun, green long sleeved shirt, and blue capris.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Dec 2

From Eat Bang Kill

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy hanging out with Catwoman (and several cats)

HQ: Gordon is outta control, Selina! He has a grenade and is shooting at us. oh, and uh…Batman‘a here.

Catwoman: He’s…how do I look?

HQ: Look? for Bat— Ohhhh yeah I forgot y’all had dates. So he DOESN’T like bats?

Catwoman (upset looking): No, he doesn’t. He’s not a fan of CATS, either.

Poison Ivy (looking sad): Oh, honey.

HQ (looking sad): I’m sorry.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Dec 1

Done

Still from the movie Better Off Dead. Two anthropomorphic claymation hamburgers stand together on an orange fast food countertop. On the left a lady burger with makeup and polka-dot shoes, on the right a man burger with blue hi-tops. Lady burger is touching man burger’s head affectionately. They both look very happy with each other.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 26

For the record

Homer Simpson alternates pouring salt and water into a fish tank with two goldfish and a lobster in it. Too much salt and the fish go belly-up. Too much water and the lobster does. Finally he gets it balanced where both fish and lobster are floating mid-tank on their sides.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 26

There’s a lady on FB marketplace who makes custom pillowcases and they are…something.

A pillowcase with a green blob with arms on a blue square that reads “I LOVE TRASH.” It is labeled Oscar the Grouch and next to it are the words “I’m the king of my trash can”

A pillowcase with poorly drawn Barney (purple kid show t-Rex) and Baby Bop (green and purple triceratops) which reads Barney & Friends with scattered letters as a background

What looks like a green alien in a blue nightcap going through a ring of lights but is meant to be he Grinch with a wreath? Written above is “MERRY-XMAS”

Pillowcase with a cartoon of Beetlegeuse with a purple face. To his left are the words “It’s Show-time.” Vertically down the right side is the word “beetle.” In the bottom right corner is the word “juice”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 22

What drunk boomer made this

Facebook Marketplace post with the title Dog For Christmas, $10. The picture is of several stacked, poorly-cut and un-sanded square wooden blocks with the printed words “FOOD” or “POOP” taped to them.

“Description
So..Christmas is coming
And your children are already hinting they want a puppy
Now is the time to educate your children on the requirements of dog ownership..
Because once you get the puppy..it will be you feeding and cleaning up the yard.

But.
There is hope
You can use these blocks to teach your children how to feed and clean up after the puppy.
The children feed the puppy
Then you toss the blocks into the yard
In order for the children to feed the dog
They have to gather the blocks.
Dogs usually utilize one area
So you can toss the blocks in one location

If you don’t educate your children
You will be feeding and cleaning up

Taking orders now
PayPal or money order

Contact me for more details

Thanks”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 20

Gabe from the U.S. The Office (a tall thin white man with dark brown hair in a plain black suit), with Dune-style super blue eyes, angrily yelling, “Shut up about the spice!”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 5

Still from Parks and Recreation. Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari), in reference to his unreadable business card, saying, “Black print, black background. It’s the coolest possible color scheme.”

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 5

I grew up on these streets

Screenshot from the Sega game Toejam and Earl. Split screen, with Toejam (a red three-legged alien w/ a medallion, backwards hat, and sneakers) in a big grassy area next to an elevator and a red cartoon Devil on the top part of the split, and Earl (a fat yellow alien w/ sunglasses and Jams) on a grassy area near a road on the bottom part of the split. Both grassy areas appear to be floating in space.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 3

Not that he reads women authors, but Jane Austen might like a word

School girls from the 2020 movie version of Jane Austen’s Emma. The girls are all wearing red cloaks (basically the go-to cloak for women at the time) and bonnets.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 2

It’s bread baking day, bitches! Everything else I got done last night and oh they are so cute.

Four rustic round loaves of bread cooling on black wire racks on a wooden table, viewed from above. A copy of the book Byron: A Life In Ten Letters is on the table next to them.

A bunch of round mini apple pies with cut out crust hearts in a glass container on a wooden table, viewed from above.

A stack of pumpkin muffies in clear plastic boxes lined with orange maple leaf patterned parchment paper, viewed from above.

Stacks of round lemon cookies with drippy-looking yellow icing in plastic boxes lined with orange maple leaf patterned parchment, viewed straight on.

Coming Up Milhouse@lucybmayhem· Nov 1

We did the trick-and/or-treating at my folks’ this year (they have sidewalks AND street lights!) and I forgot to take pics but here is one of my pumpkin

Jack o lantern carved like one of Keith Haring’s barking dogs