Lucy Fishwife 🥐
@lucyfishwife
London. Book-related (sells, reads, hoards, writes). Macaroni cheese. Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die. Redhaired stepchild. Pandan guy. Proud slop despiser. I do not have a podcast.
This is the fourth time this account has unblocked then blocked me and added me to a list. Get over yourself, little guy, clearly I’m not interested
Questioning entire foundations of my marriage when I had to explain to Mr F for the GAZILLIONTH TIME • why I always say “Warpsmith!!” over the Parks+Rec opening credits • what a Warpsmith is and why they remind me of mandarin ducks • that there is a mandarin duck in the P+R opening credits *sigh*
Shiver Me Timbres: a saucy romp set aboard a 1920s cruise ship, perfect for fans of Jilly Cooper and Herbert von Karajan, where an ornithology club and a string quartet clash horns
Happy Canada Day! My childhood home, and producer of these gods AMONGST MANY OTHERS 🇨🇦🥃🥓
Alas it is a tiny squirty travel bottle of some stuff I bought in a French pharmacy last year, and cannot remember “brand” (if it had one!) but I am also using this (bought in a Spanish supermarket yesterday)
Today’s look: cerise Today’s perfume: deodorant Today’s earworm: Supernatural Thing Today’s mood:
We have solved the “no ice bucket” issue in this rental place thanks to some lateral thinking and some previous child visitors
Not much point being furtive if you’re swearing at me throughout, Captain Mainwaring #cockblocking
I’m not usually much of a tourism souvenir t-shirt buyer (except for merch from crypts), but the slightly uncompromising IYKYK nature of this appealed to me (nearest town is Pollença and the ç is very much a Mallorquin/Catalan thing, not mainland Spanish)