Lurch
@lurchpenguin
A birb, a puppy, a little guy. He/They. 40 now. Gay for all genders.
The little ball on this ring spins and rattles so as you can imagine I am playing with my dick all day now. No time for distractions. 🐕
Thought for sure there was an account I could tag but uh, blocked. VeryMadComplexDOTCom👀 Uncle Damo touched my pants package and now my legs are gay as hell. 🎉 If only they would bring back piss camo pants and put some more fuckin' birds on some merch. 🐦
New BigLurch sighting photo, allegedly. Look how short that shadow is. Obviously fake. How come people only ever have their oldest and weirdest cameras at the nude beach when these supposed sightings occur? 🤔
Was a dog and a bird of the sands. Drank a lot of accidental sea water, got nude. Good day out. 🐶
I'm also at the cumguzzled furry convention at birmingham's adequate hilton's hotel. I might give off the vibe of being a really popular furry with too many friends and party invites to even keep track of where my penis goes but secretly I am an anxious ball of loner jizz. Plz invite me to things.
Hey look, my piercing went up another size. 👀 I also dyed my pubes darker so they show more and dumb mutts know where to sniff.
It's him birthday and he wants to sniff every part of you. Show pits and holes plz.
What that dog looking at? Plus an ultra rare human Lurch photo where I look like I'm even having a good time.
I have in the past suggested permanent unremoveable wristbands for doggy weekend attendees. I want to stress that I thought that was a joke. Somebody didn't. 👀
Me when I ask for the biggest beer and I get it and the room starts spinning. 🐧
Me when I ask for the biggest bowl of icecream, and I get it, and I'm unrepentant.
OMG there's video footage. Biglurch is real. Somebody should capture it and study the various fluids it produces. 👀