Bluster
@lusterpdxxx
Aspiring fireplug (any/all) who's just here to look at the mens and post some free cheesecake in exchange for insecurity hearts. Fully NSFW. (Transphobes and rightwingers: FOAD ASAP)
when they could read the phone book and I’d still subscribe
the Charmed spinoff I desperately want
THIGHSDAY
don't think I'm ever going to get over this photo 🫠
well there’s something you don’t see every day
the sucky part about basically living in jockstraps unless there’s a compelling reason for something else is that the Ooh Sexy feeling asymptotically heads towards zero
he's doing the thigh thing again 🥩
if we ever do build a working fusion reactor, it’s going to be powered by stocky men with fat cocks trying on jockstraps
It’s just highest fucking tier work. Awe-inspiring control of scene and character.
this is the most Jessica Rabbit-ass workout outfit 🥵🥵🥵
whichever queer invented the singlet should get a crown, a scepter, a makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills, and two hundred thousand doolahs
this goddamn pose 👀
already busted a nut twice to Gianluca Ard*nghi and it’s not even noon - absolutely nothing is getting done today 🥵🥵🥵
that back arch 🏆🏆🏆
so like on one hand this is calculating shameless bait but on the other hand it is immaculately crafted calculating shameless bait and why did there have to be so much size difference 🫠 seriously though can we have one single openly queer man in the MLB before I die please?
“oh” “no”
firm co-sign: bare-skin shaved head is way too much mess and effort when you can get 85% of the way there 4x faster with tight clippers
I’m glad I’m the end of my gene line because I think I’ve got Most Ass in the bag 🏆 Eat it, ancestors.
small penis humiliation isn’t my number one kink but having a billion years of evolution and a blistering sex drive stymied by a small dick, tiny nuts, gender scramble and an emasculating dick cage that leaves me less than an inch of pleasure gives more than enough buy-in. Feel free to abuse me. 😘
China finally struck gold: this chainmail design works unbelievably well. Never thought I’d be back in metal. (FRRK F3197) h/t: @robo128.bsky.social
“Maybe I look hot taking a shower in bad light in a nasty tub” didn’t pan out but I’m not mad at that ass.
Bitches got talented with it at last night’s nudie drawing club. (Not me, I’m not bitches)