Lyndon Marquis
@lyndonmarquis
Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man…
cf Top Withens… the Brontë Society has had enough of your nonsense…
Media - please can you stop describing these two as “social media influencers” and, at an absolute bare minimum, instead say “weird misogynists”? Obviously, you could go further but this minimum seems unarguable.
As you know, I’m *enormously* tolerant of lame advertising but Christ almighty…
So he’s just been walking about in his pants? Are you bragging or complaining?
Tomorrow’s will be the first of the year @loudbasket.bsky.social…
I kinda feel this guy has bigger issues to address than low muscle mass…
Enjoying how the thumbnail title is overlaying the video title here…
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?” I didn’t have a bath until 1994 because of this public information film…
My dog’s a cockapoo puppy - do you have any lightweight dog tags?
You may know that the filthy martini has displaced the Gibson as my Friday night tipple (You’re a fickle boy, Mink) but what if I could have both‽ I have created the filthy Gibson (You fool, you’ve doomed us all!!!). Only Tupac can judge me now…
So the event has been cancelled and also approved? Is this Schrödinger’s Bitcoin‽
Had to find a photo of me at 17 for a work thing but the closest I could get was 21. Look how young I was when I was young! Hope has not yet been crushed in this poor, naïve fool…
Just spent 4 days in my loft achieving this transformation. Quite pleased although still not convinced it was a good use of 4 days’ leave…
I see your “rather” and raise you whatever I was trying to spell here…
Filthy martini with the correctly sized capers *but* the brine from these lacks zing. Obviously, I can just add brine from zingier capers. Proof of concept, though.
Sooooo, I’d been thinking about martinis because have-you-met-me and I was wondering about swapping out the onions in my beloved Gibson for capers. I gave it a go and it might be my new favourite martini. It is not a new thing and is apparently called a filthy martini. Magnificent.