Well I was going to go to the pool but I’ll have to cancel all plans now

Thank you, don’t mind if I do

Imagine trying to work from home when this is the view

Wants to play with the flappy toy in the yard

Hey, is there a way to summon bird people here? 🪶 Wondering if I’m correct that this is a robin fledgling, not an injured adult. My yorkipoo Abigail did grab it briefly but it’s hopping & flapping as it was before that. Saw an adult robin on the fence, so I’m hoping this bird is ok & just needs time

For the first time in 5 years, the girls had to be apart while little Abigail was being treated for a kidney disease flare up, but then they got to hang out at a writing retreat! They enjoyed the extra attention but didn’t get any work done

Pulled over to get a photo of these friends

No, I got it, just hadn’t replied yet! They forgave me soon after I freed them from the tub 😄 They’re happy & spoiled pups

Favorite photo of the pups planning my demise 😂

I usually write in this ridiculously large chair next to these pups

It’s the anniversary of the cake I saw on the local news that’s supposed to be Kate Middleton holding her new baby. Why is she wearing a wedding dress? Whose face is that? Why does she have a curly blonde mullet? The universe holds many unanswered questions

Oh no

Oh yes of course the dogs sleep in the people bed

Darth the best part of Threads is old people unknowingly cross-posting from facebook

Just look at this jerk

Squawky borb

Mrs. Cardinal will not be intimidated

One of the roofers left rib bones from his lunch on the ground and I really hope none of the neighbors saw me chasing this 15-year-old tripawd around the yard after she found one

Check to make sure it’s the correct stray giraffe, Darth

Comment from my agent this morning 😂

Yes, someone in Texas has lost their giraffe www.kens5.com/article/life...

This good boy named The Deuce Man jumped into the seat next to me on a shuttle & his owner apologized, as if I wouldn’t pay extra for the privilege

I’m not working from home today but right after I got dressed this morning I found the pups settled into the office nest 😄

Sometimes I just have them join me from the start as my assistants

Yes, her rescue said that she needed to go to a house that had another dog to show her what to do! I’d brought home Eloise just a few months earlier & noticed how well she played with others, so I decided to get a dog for my dog 😄

I’m going to need to hear more about Ruth’s old boyfriend

My little Abigail (scared pup in the first photo) was a puppy mill mom! She spent a lot of time hiding under beds here & was afraid to approach a food bowl, but big sister Eloise has done a great job teaching her how to dog

Went to a dinner party & got to meet Boomer

Meet my new little buddy, Sir Hopsalot

I put the Birdfy feeder on the ground one night to see who’d been pooping in the backyard and I’m pretty sure we caught the guilty party