JenX (@m0nkeyh0use) · DIRTY

JenX

@m0nkeyh0use

Gamer (TTRPG, Board, Video), nerd, too many projects on the backburner (hello, ADHD), cat mom, person mom, and someone who's a little salty about what's going on in the US right now. She/Her Also on Mastodon. Same username, twit.social server. Not on X.

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JenX@m0nkeyh0use· 17d

I love sharing these and watching people try to figure out if they like them or not. A delicious floral assault on the senses. (I like candy corn too, but that seems pedestrian compared to these)

Case of Choward's Violet Candies. If you could smell a picture, you'd be punched in the face with the floral aroma. They taste like they smell.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Feb 3

GIF from Neverending Story, showing Atreyu riding Falcor.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Nov 25

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤 (Squeaks in for 1990!)

Movie poster for "Joe Versus the Volcano" with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. Sadly, Abe Vigoda is not on the poster.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Oct 14

If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)

Creature from the Ooblets creature-catching / life sim game. This one's "Radlad," and quite the smiley, long-legged dancing red radish (with tall leafy green plumage) is he.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Oct 13

ROFL Copter GIF - Ancient ASCII art

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Oct 1

Clip from the (old) South Park movie: a bunch of the kids sit in a room (Wendy in the front, Cartman in the back). Character next to Cartman: "We were to understand there'd be pie and punch." (They were misled by the promise of pie and punch)

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Sep 15

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head. (Waffle in this case, but it's the photo on Oolong's Wiki page)

Oolong the Rabbit with a waffle on his head during his last "head performance" before his death in 2003. Picture shows a brown and white rabbit sitting perfectly still with a vacant expression while a small belgian waffle sits atop his head.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Sep 10

1980s "Little Professor" calculator / math game

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Aug 6

I'll see your "Vintage Y2k" and raise you the 1990s!

Image is of an old Motorola flip phone from the 90s, with talking "flap" and antenna extended.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Jul 28

Games that released in the year I was born... (Galaxy Game and Computer Space would release the following year) #ancient

Black image with white text: "This space intentionally left blank"

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Jan 15

My first articulated 3D print... OMG, I love him. 🥰

Pink articulated 3D printed axolotl on a wooden dining room table, facing the viewer.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Jan 10

The Good Place and Pokémon Shield (don't judge, I'm trying to complete the dex, lol). I mean, I guess I can see Galar being The Bad Place. 🤔

Screenshot of post from @JewelKnightJess: "The last TV show you watched is now getting a crossover with the last videogame you played. What is the unholy abomination that has just been created?"

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Jan 10

Giving major Spheal vibes

The Pokémon Spheal: a spherical seal with a blue upper half and white lower half beginning at the mouth, similar to the tuxedo cat in the original post. Spheal is kind of derpy looking and has little fangs, which isn't all that similar to the tuxedo cat in the original post, but makes him the cute little derp he is.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Jan 6

If the number one movie on my tenth birthday indicates how my 2025 will go, it's not particularly different from any other year. 😆

"9 to 5" movie poster, with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Dabney Coleman

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Jan 6

Very 90s. Very fun. E♭ Traffic Jam should be on every driving playlist.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Dec 25

The cats' present will be the most involved this year. What have I wrought?

A disassembled cat tree with lots of leaves, with a black cat investigating.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Dec 23

This is my getaway vehicle

A picture of a flash card for the number "one" showing Lowly Worm smiling and driving his apple car (from Richard Scarry's Busytown).

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Dec 21

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Dec 16

Video games I wish I could experience for the first time again (among others):

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Inscryption

Fallout: New Vegas

The Stanley Parable (Ultra Deluxe, but I'd like to have no memory of the original when playing it)

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Dec 12

For those who can't get through the paywall: (Typing this out for the Alt Text made my internal Oxford Comma senses cry out in pain)

Article headline and intro: "Dick Van Dyke, Approaching 99, Dances in Coldplay's Latest Video."

"In the clip, which was filmed in October, Van Dyke sings, dances barefoot and offers meditations on aging, family and love."

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Dec 12

What Outlook shows me versus the REAL article. There's a reason I hate you, Outlook <shakes tiny fist> www.nytimes.com/2024/12/06/a...

Outlook email preview: from The New York Times: "Dick Van Dyke, nearly 99, d..."

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Dec 9

How I'm expecting #December to go...

Two stick figures.
The one on the left is wearing a Santa hat and smiling. Title above: "1st-26th December." Caption below: "Festive."

The one on the right is holding a wedge of cheese and has more of a sick or unimpressed look on his face. Title above: "27th Dec - 31 Dec." Caption below: "Confused, full of cheese, unsure of the day of week."

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Nov 26

Image from Science Ninja Team Gatchaman, otherwise known as "Battle of the Planets" or "G-Force." Image is of the leader beginning to transmute into his Eagle suit.

JenX@m0nkeyh0use· Nov 26

Me. Because I need to put on SPF 9000 to get 15 minutes of sun.

4-panel comic, credit to the pigeongazette.tumblr.com:
1: 3 people on the beach, one out of frame.
Friend 1: "Dude! You're fine! Let's go already!"
Pale Friend: "Noooo, I'm too pale! It's embarrassing!"
Friend 2: "Trust me, you're NOT."
2: Pale Friend, glowing: "Really?"
3: Friend 1: "You can hardly tell!" Friend 2 "THE BEACONS ARE LIT!!"
4: Friend 1: "You'll get tan in no time!" Friend 2, running away: "GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!"