Apparently, you are only British if both of your parents were born in Britain!

"Election now"

Binface all the way! Bin the frogface

Based on his record so far, what makes anyone think Nigel Farage would make a good Prime Minister?

It's like patriotic poetry.

"Do the umbrella pose, it'll look great, trust me" - pinched.

The roll of shame. Not bad apples but a rotten tree.