miggitymiggitymack
@mackagain
using my super powers to help uplift humanity. mechanical flying monkey enginerd. just another genX ghetto white trash fabulous savage. mf'r said what? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx3hnubzrvwkdv22yz5gl6xr/feed/aaaphdjrq7cgq
today I saw the urine tank tracker hit 74% full. it is now around 35% full because...
whomever is in charge of the weather around here needs their ass beat
the word booty is actually 16th-ish century English slang, butt whatevs. it's all good.
no carbs, no carcinogenic or mutagenic side effects, unlike stevia or erythritol. 1/8 tsp = 1 tsp of sugar. there are liquid versions but I prefer powder. I put mine in the bottom of the coffee cup before the pour to avoid lumping.
Bonchon has around 140 restaurants in the USA now. none near me but I get mine from a couple of different family owned places.
I would like to thank the lovely and outspoken @hazmat.bsky.social for introducing this hilarious new to me word
how about pie-cakens? next time I'll mix the cakes in separate bowls instead of the ramakins. details in the alt text 😃
we are all looking for something to fix the damage inside of us. we are all broken toys. we are all kintsugi.
two of mutuals and how their posts were presented on my my mutuals tab is seriously hilarious. yall should be moots, btw @chelchell.bsky.social @rebarmcentire.bsky.social