MacPhoenix 🐦🔥
@macphoenix
He’s just this guy, you know? * Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom * No kings — only the Mighty Monarch! * I just want you to be happy * And another thing! Read the (non-political) zine at
When I used to plumb, I would get so pissed off when I left the stereo wire at home.
Holy shit. 10 minutes *before* Trump pushes back the deadline to bomb the shit out of Iran (even more) until April 6, the price of crude dropped $4/barrel, then shot back up $3.50 after.
Okay, all of this sucks, but I do like the guy on the left who appears to be looking at the "LIVE" graphic.
Our black kitty has that little patch of white fur on his neck, too, but I couldn't find a photo showing it.
If Bluesky creates the "link" there's an x on the right where you can prevent the "preview" from posting.
Musk is really leaning into the whole Nazi aesthetic with his new haircut. (Image behind graphic media label, because no one really needs to see this guy's face.)
Sorta seems like you did. Did you want an AI summary of the thread? (Anil: Apologies for the “manner of death” label.)
Is this AI slop? Is San Jose known for its comically large, um, sourdough, I guess?
Border Patrol claims to have a 100 mile border enforcement zone. This comes from the W Bush days.
C'mon Pete and/or Pete's comms team. Use alt text! Besides helping people with limited sight, it also makes these things say searchable. It takes two seconds!
What’s more American than Costco-branded beer? Happy birthday, my dumb ol’ country.
