What makes this doubly awesome is there’s no way JLo didn’t sign off.

I love that this is somehow the only tie-in cup I’ve acquired in my entire adult life.

lol Stavvy’s coming to Montclair

This is obviously just A.I.-generated captions fucking up, but still, I’d love to see *that* musical…

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BREAKING: The alternate-timeline Beatles from "The Devil's Chord" have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

Wonder what the odds are that the type of person who finds themselves in a used book store in Hudson, NY is in the market for a crime novel by James Comey.

the big three

Weird choice of thumbnail Prime Video

Reading posts last night I found myself yelling in my head “Jesus, EUPHORIA fans, if you’re furious with the showrunner and you don’t like the new storytelling style or how the characters are being handled, why don’t you stop watching it -?” - and then I heard myself.

Amazing to think that Ridley Scott has been directing for so goddam long that Alien and Blade Runner have stopped being his most marketable credits.

I was about to snottily correct you that it’s actually Jolie and Edward Burns but apparently that’s a whole other movie

A movie couple that damn near actually had a podcast

The reply tweet is my submission, and the song under discussion is "Sweet Caroline."

Now there’s a pair of understudy slips you don’t see every day.

Easter eggs look… different than when I was a kid.

Sour Patch boardroom: “what haven’t we tried yet, no bad ideas people”

dogg they got transformers easter eggs

Wonder how long their agents spent hashing out that billing order.

Are you serious? Right in front of Zendaya?

How you Dune

Sinners was a really good movie that made a lot of money and won several Oscars.

Makes a great matched set with this bizarre promo shot for Volcano:

One thing I’ve noticed about being in left-leaning bubbles is that someone usually comes along to (correctly) ruin the too-good-to-be-true stuff. I don’t have any sense that this happens in right-wing circles.

The average American has 3 friends

I'm so thrilled to be writing for @thetruthfiction.bsky.social again! My episode "Garden Of Evan," into which I funneled all my fears and resentments about taking out the compost, plops into your laps this coming Thursday.

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