Liz Ard

@macrophyllum

Landscape designer, ecology nerd, artist. Mostly here for the parasocial relationships.

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Liz Ard@macrophyllum· 12h

Relatedly, I just went deodorant shopping and discovered this, which straight up smells like BO

A display showing "odar squatching deodorant" that claims to be "all natural" and "postbiotic" with a scruffy anime character in a straw hat on it
It is 20% off of $15

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Jul 27

Ephemeral, but this November-evening-ass looking phone was taken at 1 pm at Lincoln and Montrose

An intersection with streetlights on and a bluish cloudy sky

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Jul 7

Because what goes around comes around, share something round

A black cat and a white cat curled up on an unmade bed with a colorful quilt

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Jul 3

Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July

The bottom half of my extremely dignified white cat (with black toe beans) sticking out from under a tablecloth

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Jul 1

I am an occasional maker of wallets. My rough skinned newt friend has been with me for a while obviously

Worn wallet in reddish leather, unfolded to show that a newt in dark leather is seen on the wallets outside

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· May 29

These photos were taken 5 hours apart

Two nearly identical photos of a black cat and a white cat asleep on an unmade bed

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Apr 16

My girl loves her brother and tolerates my other cat. I was her main human for the first couple of years but she has been warming up to my spouse lately

A small calico cat and a big white cat with a gray tail sleeping on white sheets

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Apr 8

I feel like sharing eeepy cat pics is a public service we all really need right now

Two white cats curled up on a bed. One is showing his belly in a very derpy way

Two white cats on a bed. One has his tongue sticking out

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Jan 27

National strike Friday the 30th!

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Jan 25

I'm too sick to leave the house at these temps but there are candles in my window

Six tea lights on a plate set in the window of a dark room

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· May 3

Whew I was just searching for this in my library and this comes up 👀

Screenshot of a library app showing a book coming out in October titled "Wild Faith: a devotional for kids" with many animals on the cover. The blurb reads

"A stunning devotional for kids, featuring 52 amazing animals that will have young believers marveling at how awesome God is as they discover more about the journey of wild faith God invites them to experience!"

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Apr 13

Found some sculptures that would be right at home in one of @tkingfisher.com s horror novels

Metal sculpture of three creepy smiling children's heads morphing into forked sticks, about 10 feet tall. All the heads are facing different directions and have different heights. There are twiggy trees in the background

Different view of the same sculpture. The shortest figure has a deeply creepy tongue sticking out

The same sculpture with pine trees behind it

Liz Ard@macrophyllum· Apr 5

My protest art contribution. The other side reads "universal basic income, universal healthcare, dignidad" (the last a request from my spouse who cannot attend)