Jeanine 💙

@madammaleficent

writer, crocheter, bringer of love & laughter, day dreamer, nerd, snarky, cat lover, folk lore & mythology loving, Marvel, Gen X, Oxford comma forever, wife, former maiden, mother, heading towards my crone age, witchy woman, 💙-your Bluesky Mom 🩷💛💙

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Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· 25d

I’m a card carrying member.

Pair of legs with bruises that reads MYSTERIOUS LEG BRUISE CLUB

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· 28d

May the cursed lettuce find its way into his Big Mac.
Lettuce pray.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· 28d

The smog from the Canadian wildfires is wild.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· 28d

Ever since my beloved raccoon work mug broke I have been looking for another one that spoke to me. I found it.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jul 12

Expecting Mitch McConnell but getting Lindsey Graham is like ordering a chocolate chip cookie but getting a snickerdoodle.
I'm confused, but not upset.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jul 12

Anyone have any more quarters?

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jul 7

I Iove books. I love Funko Pops. I love Supernatural. How could I not get this?

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jul 1

To all my Canadian friends…wishing you all a Happy Canada Day!

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 30

Saw this and laughed so hard.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 21

Blessed Litha.

Litha Blessing
٢.٥. ٠ . . . .
As the sun reaches its highest path, may light fill the quiet places within you.
May warmth stay within you,
and guide you in the choices you make.
May the turning of the season bring clarity to your thoughts and calm to your heart.
May the strength of the sun remain with you, in the work of your hands and the life that is ahead of you.
Let this season remind you
of what grows when tended with care.
May peace find its place in your home, and may your path be lit, now and in the days to come.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 18

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting pool had aging pipes and filtration issues. Trump's administration spent $14 million. Not on fixing the infrastructure. On painting the pool dark blue. Now it's covered in algae.
It is the perfect metaphor for modern Republican governance.
Paint the surface. Ignore the problem. Blame somebody else.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 17

I really hope this is true.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 15

Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after. Here's hoping history repeats itself.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 12

Me…

Some people aren't good at asking for help because they're so used to being
'the helper. Throughout their life they've experienced an unbalanced give and take, so their instinct is usually "I'll figure it out on my own".
The self-reliance is all they've ever known.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 12

Happy Loving Day! Loving Day is celebrated on June 12th. It marks the day in 1967 when the U.S. Supreme Court made interracial marriage legal in all states.

A photo of the Lovings an interracial couple who had to sue the country just to get married.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 11

Bye bye Big Boy…The Union Pacific Big Boy No. 4014 steam locomotive leaving town. Came in for a quick visit. I lived close enough to the train yard to walk and see it.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 10

Never forget…

JUNE 10, 1692
BRIDGET BISHOP BECAME THE FIRST PERSON EXECUTED
DURING THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 9

Brilliant. Bravo!!

Well there's a rapist in the building, so
Detectives Benson & Stabler
Actors from Law and Order SVU at the Knicks game last night

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 8

Tangerine tits getting all upset over a woman asks him simple questions.. It's funny how the female reporter is just sitting there all calm while the man who told you that a woman is too emotional to be president is having a full blown crash out on national TV.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 5

I spit out my drink. You Sir win the internet today.

A photo of Tangerine Tits sleeping and it says Why does he keep waking up?
Go to the light old man. Go to the light.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 4

I like my
WHISKEY STRAIGHT buy FRIENDS CAN GO EITHER way

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 3

So every year since my daughter was 5 she did not want a birthday cake. She wanted my taco dip, (one of her & quite everybody’s favorite dishes I make). Her birthday was Monday but since I was in the hospital with my husband I was able to get it done today. She’s on her way over now to pick it up

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 2

I really hope this is true.

BREAKING: A viral joke on social media to turn Trump's White House UFC fight into the "gayest Pride Month party in US history"
is becoming REAL as hundreds of gay men are actually buying tickets and planning to show up shirtless, glittered up, and very flamboyant.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 1

Love you my babies!

IF YOUR PARENTS AREN'T ACCEPTING OF YOUR IDENTITY,
In your mom now
DRINK SOME WATER. TAKE YOUR MEDS.
MAKE SURE YOU EAT.
I love you.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· Jun 1

Happy Pride Y’all!

With June being Pride Month, I wanted to take the occasion to clearly say this:
I unhesitatingly and wholeheartedly support my lesbian, gay, bi, trans and queer friends. Their rights, their marriages, their pursuits of happiness and their breath.
This is also true July thru May.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· May 27

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· May 25

I am one of the ones affected by thyroid issues, it’s no joke #worldthyroidday

TODAY IS WORLD THYROID DAY
Today, we highlight the importance of thyroid health and support those living with thyroid-related conditions, including thyroid cancer.
Together, we raise awareness and build strength.
We see you. We support you.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· May 25

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TOWEL DAY #dontpainc

DON'T PANIC
AND CARRY A TOWEL
USES FOR YOUR TOWEL:
1- Wave as a distress signal
2- Soak it and use as a weapon
3-Cover your face against fumes
4- Hide from bugblatters
5- Use as a sail
6- Small blanket
7- Dry

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· May 23

My jaw is on the floor here my heart is racing. I saw the number of likes on my birthday day cake post & for laughs I went to scope out who all liked it. I nearly dropped my phone when I saw this.,,, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social saw it and LIKED it. My heart is do happy right now.

Jeanine 💙@madammaleficent· May 23

The realest meme ever created