Manifest that gurl ✨✨✨

“Michigan is not some deep-blue congressional district where races are decided in the Democratic primary and progressives can afford to indulge their least-popular inclinations; the state went for Donald Trump twice.” Bernie won the Michigan primary in 2016 and Hillary lost the state to Trump

“It’s like a real-life ‘Get Out’ movie.”

Destroying a national park for a freaking border wall

I feel seen 😈

Thank you for such a fun and sexy time, handsome 🥰🥵 I already can’t wait to come back 😘😘 #BDE

The stripper gave us her number 🥺🥰 I have not stopped smiling hahaha

A date is going to take me to the strip club in a couple days and I really can’t wait 🥵 #ovulating #feral

$30 million. That’s how much the American Israel Public Affairs Committee spent trying to help Congresswoman Haley Stevens beat the pro-Palestine Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Democratic Senate primary.

Heads up for anyone who goes to Valley Forge Casino, someone I was chatting with said he recently got roofied there by the bartender. Some guys were trying to steal his watch and the bartender was in on it. Yikes! 😱

Heading to KOP in a couple hours for a morning session tomorrow. Idk if it’s self-indulgent that I do this but it helps the morning go much more smoothly lol

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Anyone know of any good sex clubs in Bmore?

“There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn't locked in.” JFC

Bad Behavior is one of my all-time faves. Mary Gaitskill doesn’t usually get lumped in with the other SW writers these days but she was one of us ❤️ (pic from a few years ago)

Please help my friend Motaz, who has the flu and whose pregnant wife needs medication as well 🙏🤍

“Trump has been demanding large checks from companies for a range of political and legacy projects—telling executives and lobbyists that their companies should give $25 million or $50 million. He has sometimes offered donors special access.”

It’s hilarious that guys who think they are careful about disclosing personal info are all on Ashley Madison, the site that is 99% bots and scammers, whose data was hacked and is searchable, and usually they are signed up under their government name or with a handle they use for multiple accounts

🏛️ Arlington incall / outcalls throughout NOVA and DC: Aug 6-7 (confirmed)

Please help this pregnant mother who is at risk of premature labor and needs antibiotics 🙏 I just talked to her on WhatsApp so this is the real Marah

Summer’s gonna be over before you know it. Have you even had any summer fun? A summer fling?

Don’t let the baby face fool you 😘🤍

Here is a moderate’s critique of the hysteria surrounding Mamdani and the other leftists who recently won seats. It’s getting a little ridiculous damonlinker.substack.com/p/panic-time...

Hmm where should I tour in August? Tempt me with a dinner date invitation (and prompt screening and deposit ofc) and there is a very good chance you could bring me to your city. 😘 Def planning to be in NOVA/DC around the 6th-7th for personal reasons

“Chang has also taken to recording most of her first dates, usually with Granola. She puts her phone out on the table or her chair and then once the date is through, she has the feed automatically sent to Anthropic’s Claude to report back on how she did.” Um, creepy?! This would be illegal in 1/2

Please help this mom in Gaza 🙏🤍

Swinger life haha

But hey, if you plan on using it for insider trading and have AI that can take advantage of those milliseconds, it will be worth it! The grifting never ends

Pedicab driver said I was too pretty to walk home and insisted on giving me a lil tour. He let me pick the playlist and since he is Turkish I picked a Turkish band 💗

HRT for me but not for thee