Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears

@maestraoogway

Do justice. Love mercy. Walk humbly. Kick some ass when necessary.☮️🟧Named Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

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Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· 23d

ARIZONA! Maricopa county: Don’t forget to vote! It’s too late to mail your ballot. Drop it off at a vote center or go in to vote in person. BeBallotReady.Vote

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 14

This guy? "Save Heritage Indiana" is listed as a partner of the Mass Deportation Coalition that just dropped and he's front and center on their website.🤢

"A portrait of Micah Beckwith, Lt. Gov. of Indiana, Pastor at Life Church in Noblesville. A quote to the side of the photo reads:

Most people have no idea...that our culture is being stolen right out from underneath our eyes, and that's why what you're doing matters so much.

Save Heritage Indiana is doing exactly what our state needs."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 12

Search "Nancy Mace gas station pajamas"

Wild picture of Nancy Mace in pink pajamas, holding a dog, in front of a gas station pump.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 10

This guy?

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 8

So, I see people throwing out all kinds of options to take Platner's place but these are the people who were actually ranked. Just fyi.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 8

IMO, they were on their way or gazing right longingly while wishing "HR Ladies" didn't harsh their buzz. Some abusive Bernie Bros got mad & voted for Trump. Misogyny runs across all parties. Bsky men I admired hopped on the Platner train & revealed themselves. Destabilizing. I'm more anchored now. 👀

Jon Favreau, former Obama speech writer & PodSave America bro (NOT the director), gropes a cardboard cutout of Hillary Clinton while some other guy pretends to give the cutout a sip of his beer while putting his mouth uncomfortably close to her ear.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 7

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Google image of the areas evacuated today, July 7, 2026, around 235 E. 42nd Street in Manhattan because of a structural beam collapse. The areas of evacuation include 44th Street between 2nd and 3rd Avenues.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jun 27

Why?

a screengrab of an image I am seeing all the time now on Bluesky. A white screen has black lettering that reads: "An error occurred while loading the video. Please try again." Then there is a capsule-shaped black area with a circular arrow in white and lettering that reads "Retry."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jun 14

Now with alt text!

A gold background with stadium lights on the side. White lettering reads, "Nothing says, 'dying civilization' like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor's amusement.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jun 14

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Fabulous-looking woman wearing sunglasses and gold hoops squints as she looks at something. Black lettering across the top reads, "Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we are doing today."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· May 30

Still one of my favorite all-time quotes. Felt like I was having a conversation with myself. But he didn’t write it. It also creeps me out though now that I know he is a rapist.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· May 30

Repost with your earliest childhood crush from film/tv. Be still, my heart. Johnny Gage (actor Randolph Mantooth) from the tv show Emergency.

Actor Randolph Mantooth who played Johnny Gage in the tv series Emergency

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· May 18

Yeah, because no one brings "calm and relaxed" leadership like Marco Rubio. (photo credit: unknown, but please add if you know).

Marco Rubio sits slumped on a yellow couch, his face looking as if he's being reprimanded by an elementary school principal. Photo credit: unknown

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Mar 29

#NoKings Scottsdale TURNED OUT. All four corners of Scottsdale and Camelback were lined at least 2 blocks down on each side and packed. A few signs.

A handmade, beautifully written sign that says:

America is NOT
A business for you to bankrupt
A refugee for you to disappear
A garden for y ou to pave over
A rainbow for you to evaporate
A woman for you to molest

A sign that says:

TRUMP would be so mad if he could read these signs!

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Dec 15

With all the terrible news coming in, I often think of this. We should keep it in mind at all times.

Breaking News Consumer's Handbook

1. In the immediate aftermath, news outlets will get it wrong.
2. Don't trust anonymous sources.
3. Don't trust stories that cite another news outlet as the source of the information.
4. There's almost never a second shooter.
5. Pay attention to the language the media uses.
* "We are getting reports..." could mean anything.
* "We are seeking confirmation..." means they don't have it.
* [News outlet] has learned..." means it has a scoop oris going ou ton a limb.
6. Look for news outlets close to the incident.
7. Compare multiple sources.
8. Big news brings out the fakers. And photoshoppers.
9. Beware reflexive retweeting. Some of this is on you.

ON[THE MEDIA]
ONTHE MEDIA.ORG

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Nov 21

With alt text

Miss Piggy is dressed in a suit with her finger pointed at Trump who is sitting in front of her on an airplane. A screen behind them has the presidential seal. The text reads, "Quiet, PEDO."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Nov 14

With alt-text added because it's so damn perfect and funny.

Ben Stiller, playing an buffed-up but none-too-bright gym owner in the movie Dodgeball holds up a thick book called "Burklyns New American Dictionary." The bottom of the picture reads, "Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Oct 18

Scottsdale, AZ No Kings today. Crowds lined the 4 corners of Scottsdale Road and Camelback, 2 blocks down each side. It was a good day.

Sign that says "when they go low we say no!"

Sign depicting a Ku Klux Klan hood, a Confederate flag on a baseball cap, a nazi uniform hat, and a red Make America Great Again hat. Giant block letters say "Same shit Different hat."

Colorful sign says, "No kings. No idiots either."

Man holding a sign that says, "no troops against citizens."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Sep 22

The writer had me here. wordsbybibbs.substack.com/p/anatomy-of...

The ability to read the room has been an essential skill for Black survival in America. As way-finders, psychologists, and weathermen, Black Americans are well acquainted with the atmospheric conditions of fascism, and the shifting moods of the "historic [white] majority." We know when a storm is brewing. We understand the drivers of heightened racial angst - And we also know when white America, institutionally speaking, has stopped taking its meds.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Sep 2

J.D Vance gives major side eye to other participants of press conference where Trump says he settled 7 wars. One woman in a red jacket on the bottom left is blissfully unaware of the actual words Trump is speaking and smiles as if she swallowed a thousand gummies.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Aug 19

What in the Bryan Kohberger is going on here?

Screen shot of video link in article with 2 pale, angry-looking men with dead eyes. On the left in a blue suit he borrowed from his younger, fitter brother is Stew Peters. On the right is Eric Orwell, leader of Return to the Land who is about to show Mr. Peters the dead bodies he has stored in his home closet.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Aug 15

A coiled snake with an ICE hat is on a yellow background. A wrapped sandwich with "Subway" on the wrapper appears about to the the snake. The message at the bottom says, "Don't throw sandwiches at me."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Aug 9

A cavapoo lies on a purple blanket and looks at the camera

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 26

Keep Oklahoma Education and Ryan Walters trending. This man has made life HELL for LGBTQ folks, transpersons in OK & around the country. He bought Trump bibles with state monies to put in classrooms & is such a pervert he watches porn during school board meetings. It's not the porn. It's the timing.

Post from No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @noliewithBTC stating: Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters, who wants to force Christianity taught in public schools and ban books for "sexual material," was reportedly caught displaying videos of multiple naked women on his television at a board meeting." A State Board of Education meeting (my addition). 2 photos are included of a man in a suit seated and standing at a lectern.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 21

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Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 13

Fuck you, @apnews.com.

Screenshot of Associated News press post stating, "One year after Donald Trump's near-assassination at a campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, friends and allies see some signs of a changed man."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jul 8

Elon having another unscheduled, rapid disassembly. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

Post by Elon Musk on Twitter that says, "How can people be expected to have faith in Trump if he won't release the Epstein files?"

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jun 22

if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

A cat sits on the ledge of an open window, staring down with a grumpy expression. The text says, "Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jun 19

NOOOOO! I just read Alexander Kolodin is running for AZ Secretary of State. That would be a NIGHTMARE. He's awful and this is just one of many examples. prod.cdn.everyaction.com/images/van/N...

Article from Arizona Republic newspaper with the headline "State lawmaker disciplined for misconduct after 2020 election" with a picture of Alexander Kolodin next to it.

Don't Wash Your Pits in the River of Sacred Tears@maestraoogway· Jun 16